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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 209
You deserved it 3 482

Same thing different taste

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It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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Badkarma4u 17

That's incorrect 110. Many times after a woman has squirted. They still can use the bathroom and their bladders are fuĺl. Also when a woman squirts often a mans nose and mouth are in close proximity. You get a mouthful. You know what it tasts like. If you make a woman ****** enough times, you will eventually end up with a drop or two of pee in your mouth. The taste is totally different. There is no mistaking it.

I call the name "Sex Poop" for my heavy metal band!

Hearty congratulations. She will remember you for the rest of her life. You are building your legacy!!

120, you are correct. My woman & I have been together for over 6 years. I was the 1st one to give her a squirting ****** (I've had other gf who did as well) & she has multiple of these every time we are together in bed. It's definitely not urine & yes, you can tell the difference. Pay no mind to the ignorant so called "know what they're talking about" people so site "scientific studies"..they probably got that info from trolls on yahoo answers. Lol

Don't be, or make her, embarrassed about this -it was obviously a full-on ******, and you should be glad to have been part of it with her. Maybe next time, stick your finger up her ass?

poop but not pee? idk that you're doing it right

Badkarma4u 17

Hookers are just people, dude. They can feel whatever they feel.

Well I guess you give explosive orgasms then.