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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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cinderbelle 5

not an FML, it happens and is embarrassing but hilarious to look back on.

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dianer7 12

Well, they don't call it the "shocker" for nothing.

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allplayedout 20

Your poor girlfriend. I hope you've been reassuring since so she's not put off forever...going her whole life without an ****** and then this? Double trauma.

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Xamry14 10

Go easy on her. Being a female is hard since anatomy isn't really on our side. Especially if anal was involved. Please don't be a jerk and make a huge deal about it. That would be embarrassing enough on its own.

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loubabe69 19

Poor girl, the best and worst thing that could happen all at once.

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pedinhuh 23

Actually, if your bladder has some urine in it, it will be expelled along with the other liquid when you squirt...

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Xion0014 20

Well the sphincter contracts during an ******...

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