Miscellaneous: Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally...

By nightwalker2253 - 16/11/2015 07:13 - United States - Orange

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 19:35 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 17:50

Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop

Steve95401 49

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.

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ruckfules85 34

Monday 16 November 2015 17:45

Why'd she come if she's scared of water?

yeahsciencebitch 7

Monday 16 November 2015 20:29

To be fair, no one said she's afraid of the water. There could be lots of reasons.

helptheorphans 17

Monday 16 November 2015 22:03

Probably just a spoiled brat... (I know they are 26 but some people never change)

MrConfusion 21

Tuesday 17 November 2015 6:14

Just to rain on their parade

nobody3597 6

Friday 20 November 2015 20:30

To most likely show off her bikini.

Naatya__fml 25

Friday 3 June 2016 12:51

She is not scared of water, he just ruined her makeup, that's all ^^

Fyrepower 23

Monday 16 November 2015 17:45

oh, well that went swimmingly...

UnluckyLatina 22

Tuesday 17 November 2015 8:09

Just keep swimming OP

WolfsScar 15

Monday 16 November 2015 17:48

Should've splashed her again.. nobody would've known she was crying.

w0nderwh4t 14

Monday 16 November 2015 17:49

Immaturity ftw

oiler 21

Monday 16 November 2015 17:49

Atleast you didnt push her in?

JustinJK 21

Monday 16 November 2015 18:16

I would have after that

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 16 November 2015 18:42

she was floating IN the water

Mossyoak_kw 28

Monday 16 November 2015 19:54

@24 No, she was floating ON the water.

pd2902 22

Monday 16 November 2015 17:49

Hopefully the trip wasn't much longer, but that sounds quite childish of them :/

writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 17:50

Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop

Waxwell 21

Monday 16 November 2015 17:51

She wasn't used to water, you're from California after all

killigan 12

Monday 16 November 2015 23:49

What a savage

King_of_Cha0s 12

Tuesday 17 November 2015 17:18

Ouch, that one stings

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:59

ill get the burn ointment

dramaelf 37

Monday 16 November 2015 17:51

Why? Is she the Wicked Witch of the West?

bella_nana347 23

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

Plot twist: She's the Wicked Witch and was scared she'd start melting

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