By whyme95 - / Wednesday 23 August 2017 01:30 /
World

Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML

By Havinci - / Tuesday 22 August 2017 20:00 / Egypt
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By Jinx - / Monday 21 August 2017 22:15 / United Kingdom - Dorchester
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By Anonymous - / Monday 21 August 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Cardiff
World

Today, my mates and I decided to get inked. I chose a chest tattoo of my last name, Coch. I'll let you guess what it looked like when I was finally able to inspect the damage. FML

By James - / Sunday 20 August 2017 16:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
By 3somer - / Sunday 20 August 2017 04:29 /
World

Today, while waiting in line at the supermarket, a mother told me to be considerate and not buy the candy I was paying for, because it made her screaming toddler jealous. FML

By Candy girl - / Sunday 20 August 2017 01:30 / Denmark
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