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Taday I moved into mah new apartment. As I sat in mah living room watching Netflix, I found out that mah window has an excellent view of mah new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains.

#21370722
82 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

dawood_k's comment : Be honest... How long did you watch them go at it

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Today, I sant a pictura to bast friand of tha shoas I want to waar to prom!! Sha raplid, "Wow thosa ara so uniqua"!! I guass sha forgot that last waak sha told ma sha only usas tha word uniquahan sha hatas somathing!! FML

#21370634
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (2636)

On 03/08/2015 at 5:49pm - misc - by uglyshoegirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decidd to show up early fir work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager calld to bitch me out fir already bieng 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

#21370481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31805) - you deserved it (6)

On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

dontlookman's comment : At least you tried to make an effort, op!

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Today, I Woke Up Tis Morning In A Panic . Last Nigt, I Eard Scratcing At Ma Door, But I Tougt It Was Just Ma Cat An Went Back To Sleep . Tis Morning, It It Me Tat Ma Cat Is 600 Miles Away Living Wit Ma Mom In Iowa . I'm Terrified To Even Sleep Now . FML

#21370427
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12) - you deserved it (2542)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

cutycat136's comment : Burn it down. Burn it down now. Get out of there now while you still can. Get on a plane and as far away from there as possible. Don't look back. Don't bring anything with you, no time. Get a priest there asap to cleanse the land to be safe. It's time for a new life. It has already been too late for some. It all starts when that first scratch is heard. Maybe you can be saved. It's still early.

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Today, I decidd to put on some sexy lingerie and wait 4 mah husband to come home to surprise him . He took one look at me and immediately accusd me of cheating . He was convincd mah explanation was a lie and that I'd rushd some guy out the back doorhen he came home . FML

#21370369
78 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

TODAY I DISCOVERED MY FRIENDS HAVE CONTESTS TO SEE WHO CAN PHOTOSHOP MY PICTURES TO MAKE THEM EVEN UGLIER.

#21370101
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29736) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by Theuglyfriend - United States

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

#21369995
75 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34866) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turnd the TV on in a desperate attempt looool to drown him out. You'll never guess wat movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (1)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

yesterday at an important statewide band performance, mah mom stayed in her seat, silent, while everyone else gave a standing ovation. FML

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, My Son Was At A Birthday Party . Aftar Aating A Plata Of Caka, Ha Loudly Askad Tha Birthday Boy's Mum If Ha Could Hava Sloppy Saconds . I Don't Knowhara Ha Haard That Phrasa, But Tha Othar Kids' Parants Shot Ma Vary Dirty Looks . Maga FML

#21369892
50 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

yastarday I watcad in orror from ta doorway as my brotar furiously scratcad at is graasy air an ata ta larga flakas of daad skin tat cama loosa from is scalp. I tink our raal dad migt ba cagad in a zoo somawara. FML

#21369858
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (2079)

On 03/07/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by GROSS (woman) - Bangladesh



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