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Today, I went to get a new pair of glasses made because I broke mine last night. I won't be able to get an eye exam until Thursday. It's Sunday. Looks like I'm driving blind for the rest of the week. FML

By "Marylou Javelosa" - / Monday 9 October 2017 05:45 / Guam - Barrigada
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Today, I went back to my doctor because I had an ear infection in my left ear. Not only do I now have an infection in my right ear as well, I also I have a yeast infection from the antibiotics. FML

By LadyEars - / Sunday 8 October 2017 20:00 / South Africa - Cape Town
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Just wanted to clarify a few things. At the place where I work, internals take priority over anything else. When I watch an employee for theft, I am not allowed to lose them for even a second during their shift. We can't fire them right away because we have to build a case and then wait for my supervisor to come down from corporate to interview and fire them. As for the item the shoplifter stole, it...
By Undercover_Agent - / Saturday 7 October 2017 17:38 / United States - Chanhassen
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Today, I became a father. I don't know how to tell my wife. FML

By Timon Nowak - / Saturday 7 October 2017 21:45 / Poland - Grabownica Starzenska
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Today, I was chilling with my boyfriend of 2 years when, out of the blue and with complete seriousness, he asked me if I want kids anytime soon. This wouldn't be odd if we weren't both 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 October 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - Poole
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