By chronic - / Tuesday 7 March 2017 20:19 /
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By ConfusedCollegeKid - / Tuesday 7 March 2017 11:45 / United States - Normal

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 March 2017 06:39 /
By clumsy - / Monday 6 March 2017 21:41 / United States - Stafford
By Satver7 - / Monday 6 March 2017 22:55 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, while using the restroom, a little girl crawled under my stall door. She stared at me, then yelled, "Someone's in here!" FML

MidnightMusic53 Say more :
Yay, I finally got an FML published! No idea how it ended up under anonymous, but so glad anyway. I have the "pleasure" of working at Wal-Mart. I was using the restroom on my break, when suddenly, a random child appears. No idea how old she was, or why her mother couldn't be bothered to follow her, she was way too young to be alone. I started to ask her not to crawl under the door but she was in and...
By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 February 2017 18:10 / United States
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