FML - The follow-up

Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML

Pixiewolfe Say more :
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
By 'Earmeout! - / Friday 28 April 2017 12:04 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was feeling ill when I woke up. While on the bus to work, I threw up into a plastic cup. I had to sit for half an hour holding an open, very full, warm cup of vomit. FML

siggy_mcsigx Say more :
It was a coach bus and I was sitting at the back, meaning I would have had to walk up an aisle of eyes and stand up there waiting for the driver to find a suitable place (not easy on irish country roads). Thanks tho :)
By mcsicky - / Friday 28 April 2017 09:50 / United Kingdom
FML - The follow-up
Vee94 Say more :
OP here! (I didn't have an account when I submitted this..) Yeah this was a weird, uncomfortable experience for me. I've had dates which were boring or which I wasn't into (and vice versa) but there's nothing quite like watching someone fish out chewing tobacco from their gums and plonk it in a coffee cup while telling you that your eyes are pretty... This was a really nice, upmarket coffee shop...
By aargh - / Friday 28 April 2017 10:50 /
By failing - / Friday 28 April 2017 01:00 / Pakistan - Lahore
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By anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 21:00 / Germany
FML - The follow-up
Kitkat7291 Say more :
OP here - I've tried to leave an update a few times but it never sends -_-' I did go to the hospital that day and the over all verdict was in fact an ulcer. I'm on really strong antacids now. I also quit that job 2 weeks after this post, but only after securing another one. I'm much happier now, thank you everyone!
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 00:01 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 00:00 / Netherlands - Utrecht
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By GI2017 - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 21:00 / France - Paris
By janey - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 10:00 / United States - Brooklyn
FML - The follow-up
senordonkeydildo Say more :
Wow! I can't believe this got posted so fast. I only posted it like 3 days ago. Let me just inform you all that I made it out, SAFE and with UNBROKEN doors. I texted a buddy of mine and he came and got me out, but not before making me listen to him tell me a plethora of gay jokes. It was worth it though because after I came out of the closet (ha ha) we had some beers and played video games for a few...
By "senordonkeydildo" - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 05:00 / United States - Center Conway
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