Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
by Sad_homeowners / 10/20/2016 at 11:45am / United States (South Dakota) / Money
RichardPencil's comment : Sorry to hear your house burned down. Hope you can get a nice replacement with the insurance money. Oh, it hasn't happened yet? Shhhhhhh!
Today, my parents finally took me driving after months of me having my permit. I got yelled at for asking questions. I only needed to know which way they wanted me to turn on the next street after they told me to turn, but not which way. FML
by pleasedontyellatme / 10/20/2016 at 11:19am / Miscellaneous
by knifewow / 10/20/2016 at 4:30am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/19/2016 at 6:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
by WhyGodWhy / 10/18/2016 at 2:33am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by unemployed / 10/17/2016 at 8:05pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by I hate retail / 10/17/2016 at 6:12pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by PairOfSocks / 10/17/2016 at 4:55pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Love
Today, I did a piano audition for a musical. Afterwards, the judge asked if I have experience with percussion, and then told me she was considering me for a percussion part. I guess my piano audition really was THAT bad. FML
by pianoblues / 10/17/2016 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by genderless / 10/17/2016 at 3:34pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
Tripartita's comment : "As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go fuck yourself."
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
by wreckdit / 10/12/2016 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
paris_ava's comment : And to think she had the audacity to not offer u any...
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
by ripmylife / 10/10/2016 at 1:53pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love