by claustrophobic / 05/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
by TordNorski / 05/04/2016 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML
by blondessdoll / 05/04/2016 at 1:30pm / United States / Health
by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
MrConfusion's comment : Shame on you for being smart!
by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
DeadxManxWalking's comment : teach her how it is having a baby, wake her up every two hours at night.
Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted of a police officer telling us what’s forbidden, the penalties if we do anything wrong and to avoid bars and nightclubs. FML
Today, after having a second interview with a club I want to work for, the interviewer ignored my work references. Instead, he told me he was going to call the only manager I never got along with, for reference in a job I left 5 years ago, because he knows her personally. FML
by prince232 / 05/04/2016 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
cacheson's comment : If you have enough other work experience, that was long enough ago that you probably didn't need to include it. When applying for teaching jobs I only include the most relevant and helpful work experience in my resume.
Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after spending hours of my time painting sets for the last two months - with less dedication than only the head painter herself, and to the point where my health and grades suffered - I finally got to see the play I worked so hard on. I was the only one they forgot to put in the playbill. FML
by dead_painter / 05/03/2016 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/03/2016 at 5:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Love