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2day I noticed that mah son was less excited about loosing a tooth than normal. I asked him wat was wrong, he said, ( Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident. ) Tohich Tyler replied, ( You're welcome. ) FML

#21367147
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29165) - you deserved it (2408)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

EmmaRey's comment : Remind your son that the tooth fairy doesn't travel by car, so it must have been a false alarm! ;)

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Today, I walkd 20 minute in rain, winds that almost knockd me over, an face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleard up, the sun came out, an a rainbow appeard. FML

#21367104
72 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

tbro47's comment : Follow the rainbow, pick up your new pot of gold and call things even.

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Taday I ave been at my new job for almost a mont and still ave no idea wat I'm doing!! FML

#21367094
97 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

CreamGravy's comment : Doesn't matter, got paid?

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YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

today I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two period later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27886) - you deserved it (4118)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into mah new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in mah bed. I also slept on mah new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (3886) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

2day I got a naw job and told avaryona about it. A faw hours latar, I got an amail from tha axacutiva saying I actually don't hava tha job anymora. big fat FML

#21366823
37 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 8:42pm - work - by dontplaywithmyfeelings - Canada (Alberta)

Today , a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all , so I listened to the frst 30 second of it to get a feel fir it. It was nice and uplifting , so I sent it to mah mom. Turns out , after the frst 30 seconds , the singer brighten his day by singing about his enormou penis. FML

#21366785
79 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today , I noticd my ex was feeling down. We endd things on good terms an I've been wanting to start things up again , so I figurd I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up an maybe hang out. Looks like he an his one night stand get to eat my home cookd food while I go home to Netflix. FML

Today I was damotd as a bridasmaid in a wadding bacausa I dyd my hair and didn't ask parmission from tha brida to do so. Tha brida is my sistar. FML

Tadayhile laughing at a jogger that fell downhile running, I choked on mah French fries . They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver . mega FML

#21366627
145 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. big fat FML

Today I Realizd I Hate My Boyfriend's Little Sister Enough To Break Up With Him. FML

#21366485
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28359) - you deserved it (6397)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:31am - love - by sorry... - United States (Delaware)



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