Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML
by Anon. / 05/05/2016 at 5:00pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
by woxliuke / 05/05/2016 at 2:44pm / Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis) / Love
Jatok's comment : I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?
Today, my 4 year-old grand-daughter let her pet rabbit loose in the yard, while my 2 year-old grandson was trying to climb on a chair, then a table. I had to choose between catching the rabbit before it ran under the fence, or saving my grandson from falling on the concrete terrace. FML
by arianelagolden / 05/05/2016 at 2:07pm / Belgium (Brabant Wallon) / Animals
jen1097's comment : Obviously your grandson would come first? How is that a choice?
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
by pissed off mother / 05/05/2016 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Money
smokecloud_'s comment : Here's an idea. Put the damn games back and discipline your kid.
by Marcipaud / 05/05/2016 at 1:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that for the next two months I'll get to train physicians on how to use the computer program that has made my job obsolete. I've known this program was coming for months, but I didn't know it would be taking my job. FML
by jessiethebestie / 05/05/2016 at 1:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Sunshinenwhiskey / 05/05/2016 at 11:10am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by RandomJam124 / 05/04/2016 at 5:33pm / United States (New York) / Love
by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids