by chuffberry / 04/19/2016 at 9:39am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
cacheson's comment : And then the stress of of your allergic reaction causes more acne. It's a cruel vicious cycle.
by Singleagain / 04/19/2016 at 8:01am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Intimacy
cacheson's comment : Well this depends, did you just not text or completely cease communication for no reason? She's still overreacting, but I might be a little peeved too if my boyfriend dropped off the planet with no explanation for two days.
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
zebra3's comment : Welcome to America 2016. The police don't want to help you, they just want to throw the book at you. Two decades ago, that cop would have walked you the one block to your house and told you to sleep it off.
by WhoaZombie / 04/18/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 7:40pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
by Notpunny / 04/18/2016 at 6:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by j / 04/18/2016 at 6:24pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by empress gleskizor the third of glarkon / 04/18/2016 at 2:12pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous
by RestlessDiesel / 04/18/2016 at 10:40am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals
by faeliality / 04/18/2016 at 4:39am / United States / Work
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
by killme.jpeg / 04/17/2016 at 9:04pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous