By Yippie - / Thursday 27 April 2017 19:08 / Spain - Alcal? De Guadaira
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:48 / Italy - Rome
FML - The follow-up

Today, I tripped over my own feet and dislocated my kneecap. FML

dramaelf Say more :
Hello everyone! I'm thrilled to know I've entertained strangers on the internet! This took place last July, actually. As for how I did this, I'm just incredibly clumsy and landed on my left knee at just the wrong angle. To make matters worse, I was on vacation in Williamsburg VA and it was 110 degrees every day, and I had to walk everywhere with an black foam knee immobilizer that went from my ankle...
By dramaelf - / Sunday 23 April 2017 07:01 /
By Dontsitsitandyoudie - / Friday 28 April 2017 09:28 / Iceland - Reykjav?k
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was happy to find flowers at my desk when I came to work. Then I discovered all the women received flowers, while the men received bonus checks. Yes, because women should be paid in flowers. FML

jennisyn Say more :
This did happen on Wednesday, April 26, aka Administrative Professionals Day. It's a service company and it just burned me up processing bonuses for the men while the women got flowers. It made the ladies feel unappreciated. The work takes everyone. As for it not appearing until Sunday, there is clearly a lag in the time in uploading a FML and it being published.
By "jennisyn " - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 08:29 / United States - Newland

Today, I forgot to pick up my grandmother at the train station. My mother was livid. My father, moved, told me, “for the first time in my life, I’m proud of you.” FML

By TheCure - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:46 / France - Paris
By truecountrybitch - / Thursday 27 April 2017 19:47 / United States - Fond Du Lac
By BadDad - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 13:24 / United States - San Diego

Today, I sent a message to my boyfriend saying that I missed him and love him very much. When I received a response, saying that he loved me and missed me too, I noticed that I had accidentally texted my ex. FML

By Liz - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:07 / Colombia - Bucaramanga
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