Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2016 at 10:00am / United Kingdom / Health
emeraldarcher74's comment : Next time he wants something, do a fake-snore.
Today, it's my birthday and I'd planned to take my family and friends to dinner with my own money. My mom just informed me that she'd messaged everyone that I'd canceled the dinner. She instead wants to use my money to buy my older brother a gun for his birthday, which is in two days. FML
by mckenna9797 / 09/07/2016 at 7:16am / United States / Miscellaneous
mareike's comment : Excuse me but WHAT? That is insane and hide your money. Some mothers are just crazy and very bad at that parenting thing.
by Lonile13 / 09/06/2016 at 11:28pm / Philippines / Intimacy
WCARlover's comment : That could have been solved by communication early on.
by Anonymous / 09/06/2016 at 11:02pm / Canada / Money
Today, I finished writing my Masters thesis. It's 25,000 words long. I showed it to my tutor, who told me it was completely wrong and that I have to start again from scratch. It's due in two weeks. FML
by n3rdzgotskillz / 09/06/2016 at 10:45pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Work
Today, I spent a ridiculous amount of time working and reworking a design for a client. Eight hours and many tears later, she sends an email saying, "Let's go with the first design. I liked that one the most." FML
by averagemom4days / 09/06/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Utah) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/06/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Work
by I'm out / 09/06/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/06/2016 at 9:36am / Estonia (Tartumaa) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
by Rosie / 09/06/2016 at 8:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
by Asshole Parker / 09/06/2016 at 7:01am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
by bigbro / 09/06/2016 at 4:05am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
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