by Fat and Embarrassed / 09/25/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML
by BossesLittleBrat / 09/25/2016 at 8:47am / United States (North Dakota) / Work
Vintage_Cola's comment : Talk to your boss on your behalf. Don't let them just screw you over you like that!
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 7:22am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Lizzy500's comment : There's a thing called a bathrobe, might want to get one and hang it on the back of your bedroom door. I'm no prude and sleeping nekkid is fine, but if you've got kids and they're old enough for sleep overs, they probably are old enough to be uncomfortable with parental nudity.
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
Today, I was talking with a very attractive co-worker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as the moth lady. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Texas) / Work
by anonymous / 09/24/2016 at 9:10am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, my colon got perforated during a routine colonoscopy. Apparently, it's a rare complication and I have no legal recourse. So now I'll need to use a colostomy bag for the next 6 months until I can get surgery to fix their mistake. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2016 at 1:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
melana09's comment : They better pay for the procedure since it's their mistake. Sorry to hear that op, but least it's only 6 months and not the rest of your life.
by bish_wut / 09/10/2016 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by NoJob / 09/24/2016 at 2:41am / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Work
by spaceavery / 09/24/2016 at 12:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
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