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Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

#21517189
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I agree, your life sucks (21911) - you deserved it (1763)

On 01/19/2016 at 11:06pm - misc - by YipYop (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

chris4u2nv5's comment : Damn it, people are mean.

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Today, I confided in my best friend about my recent weight loss, and how it was due to lack of appetite because of my horrible depression and anxiety. She congratulated me. FML

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

#21517155
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11689) - you deserved it (20668)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

myGRAM's comment : I recommend learning the phrase: "Yes, why do you ask?"

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Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML

#21517084
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19153) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/19/2016 at 6:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Baustigt's comment : You have to be more careful next time. Do it secretly in the storage room off the hallway, or behind the dumpsters in the back alley. But don't let the cops catch you. They're cracking down on stray yawners and leaners and public partisans of nonchalance.

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Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

#21517065
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16636) - you deserved it (5679)

On 01/19/2016 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by xsnqw - United States (California)

Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML

#21517034
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18885) - you deserved it (3210)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:53pm - misc - by blah - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML

#21517022
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17113) - you deserved it (8302)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by clostar - United States (California)

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

#21517019
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20822) - you deserved it (1692)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm - misc - by Mr_Yato (man) - United States

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

#21516953
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20083) - you deserved it (1337)

On 01/19/2016 at 12:03pm - kids - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

#21516923
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (3115)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:59am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

#21516917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20327) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:37am - misc - by hrmpf (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today, I was fired. Not only was I fired with no warning, not only was my friend the one who fired me, but I was fired from the unpaid volunteering position I took to help her out. FML

#21516912
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19666) - you deserved it (1968)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

#21516896
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20796) - you deserved it (1311)

On 01/19/2016 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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