By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 11:00 / United States - Minneapolis
By piliseep - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 16:00 /
Alc95 Say more :
Op here. I didn't have an fml account when I submitted this. I do work at hooters. And I did not mean that this girls "worth" is measured by attractiveness. I'm only pointing out that she is considered "unattractive" because she didn't meet the standard of this particular contest (overweight, excessive acne, unkept hair, etc) and by no means should have won. Beauty standards and confidence are what...
By Bikinibabe - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 06:17 / United States - Weehawken
By post-loss - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 18:00 /
Dr.Pickles Say more :
OP here, i did finally get the stain removed!! I think I went through 7 layers of shock when this all happened , but I couldn't kick him out of the truck. He was on his way to his mom's funeral. Thankfully I will leave that job before he returns from his travels. No awkward moments here, and I'll definitely be avoiding his calls. It definitely made me question doing so much for others but I'd do it...
By Hmm - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 16:19 /
MommyMerida Say more :
OP here, I had posted a lengthy explanation but while one of my comments appeared, that did not. Not sure why... I have a severe form of bipolar disorder. After I was diagnosed, I spent several years in and out of the hospital as my doctor tried me on almost every type of mood stabilizer and antipsychotic in existence. During that time, I was pretty much unable to function. After a long trial-and-error...
By Unwilling addict - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 16:06 /
By FuckSteakNShake - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 16:00 /
Kurliez408 Say more :
OP hear! So to clear up- It usually takes me forever to tan, and this was a yoga lesson which my teacher randomly decided to hold outside (I also got sunburned). Due to my f*cked up knees I wear braces that go from above my knees to below them. My tan line starts half way down my shin! I was also wearing an X back tanktop so clearly this was not the summer tan I longed for hahaha. Maybe it will be...
By Kurliez408 - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 15:29 /
Mfisher394 Say more :
OP here. He is about 6 months old now, so not exactly a "kitten" anymore, but still. He is honestly the weirdest kitten I've ever had. He eats everything, opens all my kitchen & bathroom cabinets, somehow throws all my couch cushions on the floor, puts things in my sink & toilet, climbs up my walls, jumps inside my inclosed shower then knocks everything down inside, jumps on top of my flat screen and...
By yousofunny - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 15:23 /
Leira Ordet Say more :
Ah! My fml got posted and I had to make an account to elaborate lol. Ok so it's actually for my stepdad who has been in my life for the last 8 years and has done more for me than my biological father ever has. He's super into WoW and the keyboard in question IS a Merc Stealth and there is literally no substitute because the design is so unique.
By WhySteelSeries - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 13:45 /
Kurliez408 Say more :
OP here! I really enjoyed (most of) those comments! This actually happened about 10 years ago xD I did call her out on it and told her I hand-made mine. She reluctantly handed it over, which she wouldn't have done if it was REALLY from her sister! For those saying I could've shown a picture- again, 10 years ago haha. Phone cameras were pretty crappy and less popular. Plus I only had the necklace for...
By Kurliez408 - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 12:45 /
Hey y'all, op here. I submitted this while I was logged out, hence why it's not under my name. This actually happened a year ago, I'm 22 now. Thought I'd clear some stuff up. Yes, It hurt like hell. Yes,I screamed like a banshee. No. My dentist didn't notice I was in pain (how, I don't know, since his assistant literally had to hold me down to prevent me from ripping his hands out of my mouth). Yes,...
By ouchies... - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 04:18 / Canada - Saskatoon
By Look's like she's paying all of it now. - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 02:00 /

Today, it was so windy that when a man walking in front of me sneezed, all of his saliva blew onto me. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 5 June 2017 21:00 / Argentina
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