By shaggyberaddy - / Friday 5 January 2018 05:00 /
World

Today, I took it upon myself to treat my wife to the sights of London. Big Ben was being renovated, London Eye had no tickets left, and it rained all day. FML

By Inam Junichi Petrache Mahmood - / Friday 5 January 2018 00:30 / United Kingdom - Romford
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By Catpiss - / Wednesday 3 January 2018 16:30 / United States - San Bernardino
By Marriedtoajew - / Wednesday 3 January 2018 19:00 /
Symphoniaes Say more :
Hey, OP here. This happened a little while ago, and I wanted to give an update. They actually had the gall to reopen the store “under new management” and put big yellow signs in the windows to let everyone know that they were open and hiring. I drove by there yesterday, however, and the windows and door were boarded up. I still throw up a little just thinking about it.
By Oh my god ew - / Wednesday 3 January 2018 10:19 /
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 2 January 2018 22:00 / United States - Lyons
By Robert - / Monday 1 January 2018 20:00 / United States - Anchorage
By Robert - / Monday 1 January 2018 19:00 /
World

Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML

By Katxx93 - / Monday 1 January 2018 14:00 / United Kingdom
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