kcountry92's comment about their FML
Hey everyone! I'm the lucky accidental cave explorer and I'm also alright from the fall, just a little bruised. It is a beautiful cave and, as soon as...
Today, I made a point of talking to our parachute riggers, and thanking them for all they do. Today is also the first day I had to pull my reserve chute because my main chute didn't open correctly. FML
by rickjameson / 08/29/2016 at 6:19am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by tragic / 08/29/2016 at 12:51am / United States (Indiana) / Love
602offroad's comment : Maybe for the third time you should dump him.
Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana Grace. My sister just revealed she is having a girl and naming her Hana Grace since "the name is up for grabs now". FML
by MadWorld / 08/28/2016 at 1:49pm / Miscellaneous
Gameoftheombosis's comment : As long as you hold no ill will against the poor girl just because her mother is a cunt.
Today, I discovered that my supervisor, who I thought liked me, actually thinks I am incompetent and lack emotional intelligence. I'm a student nurse and I've just listed her as my reference for our single, statewide job application. There's no way to change it. FML
by Unemployed / 08/28/2016 at 1:16pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I gave birth to my first born child. Somehow, my mom and mother in law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother in law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
by Lennyr / 08/28/2016 at 2:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Catdragon's comment : This will actually be your second born. Your first child is your husband.
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML
by Melting in Texas / 08/09/2016 at 2:56pm / Miscellaneous
by wondermoose / 08/09/2016 at 2:54am / Intimacy
by geli / 08/08/2016 at 8:12pm / Kids
Today, my 12-year-old sister, who sometimes has difficulty coming up with the right words while speaking, used the word "intercourse" to replace "encounter". She was joking to my dad that she, "had an 'intercourse' with Bob Dylan." I can't get the image out of my head. FML