by anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
robsmit98's comment : And here i am, closing the door of my room for 2 minutes to force my cat to love me.
by oh no / 06/06/2016 at 11:45am / United States (New York) / Work
StormfrontX33's comment : I've heard about phones having cloud services, but that's just ridiculous.
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
by Ansharus / 06/06/2016 at 9:47am / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to scream what is written on all the road signs at him, and tell him to which way to turn… so he can point the car in that general direction and hope for the best. FML
Today, I practiced my drum playing in the garage instead of my room out of consideration for my neighbors. Guess the consideration wasn't mutual, because one of my neighbors just shot a hole in one of my drums with an air gun. FML
by drummerboy / 06/06/2016 at 8:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
potatocouch's comment : I think the best solution is to shoot back and see where it hits.
by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
by fat teen / 06/05/2016 at 7:33pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Health
Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML
by Babyhazy / 06/05/2016 at 5:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggest that she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill myself because of my severe medical condition". FML
by really / 06/05/2016 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
by Scammed / 06/05/2016 at 2:26pm / Mexico (Baja California) / Money