by mkonda / 09/10/2016 at 1:11pm / India / Love
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
by TexasGirl24 / 09/10/2016 at 8:51am / United States (Texas) / Work
StormfrontX33's comment : There's something called workers comp. They legally have to pay for your injury since you got hurt on the property. Know your rights.
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
by indefiniteforest / 09/10/2016 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by gothchick201013 / 09/09/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by jobless / 09/08/2016 at 2:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
by fretting / 09/08/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
cacheson's comment : You should turn it into a sharing party by telling them stories yourself and ask who else has fun stupid stories. Maybe that will deflate the situation.
by Clumsy / 09/08/2016 at 8:06am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by mista hunna / 09/08/2016 at 1:31am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
AC98's comment : One job, op. One job.
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
by mymidlifecrisis / 09/08/2016 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Love
by limegreenpoopie / 09/06/2016 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML
by CoA / 09/06/2016 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
by KayKay / 09/23/2016 at 2:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by stoolgal / 09/23/2016 at 2:19am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…