By Odds in my favour - / Wednesday 14 March 2018 15:00 /
By oh my soul - / Wednesday 14 March 2018 01:30 /
By missseloit3 - / Tuesday 13 March 2018 19:00 /
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 March 2018 14:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, my colleague Skyped me to tell me my tampon string was hanging out my shorts. I had just come from lunch with 5 other colleagues. FML

By Frenchiesaffa - / Monday 12 March 2018 20:00 / South Africa - Durban
By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 March 2018 19:00 /
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By feeling dusty - / Sunday 11 March 2018 06:00 /
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By forever alone - / Saturday 10 March 2018 09:00 / United States - New York
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Today, I learned that when airport security jokes that he's going to eat your box of donuts, you should not then joke back that he shouldn’t "because the powdered sugar is really cocaine". FML

By You won’t believe what happened next - / Saturday 10 March 2018 01:30 / Denmark
By rubberduck_of_doom - / Friday 9 March 2018 19:00 /
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By Anonymous - / Friday 9 March 2018 15:00 / Denmark
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Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML

By Mr. Brink - / Friday 9 March 2018 06:10 / Austria - Wilhelmsburg
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Today, my crush asked to speak with me in private. He took me to a secluded area and asked if my best friend was interested in him. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 March 2018 19:30 / Australia
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Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML

By Painful periods - / Thursday 8 March 2018 18:00 / United Kingdom - Lincoln
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