Today, I had to calm down an angry customer who claimed one of my employees had "traumatized" her dog. Apparently her dog is really OCD and my employee didn't line up the dog bed at the right angle. She threatened to report us to the BBB. How do these morons even exist? FML
by dumbfounded / 05/08/2016 at 8:14am / United States (California) / Work
ThePerry's comment : Please ask her to define OCD to the supervisor, and when she can't even say what the disorder means it will severely help your case.
by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 6:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 4:42am / Kids
ilikecheesefries's comment : When I was 9 I was excited I had underwear with the days of the week on them. Times sure have changed!
by wrock84 / 05/07/2016 at 9:50pm / United States (California) / Transportation
ADOG2645's comment : YDI, Why the hell would you attempt to fix the cars if you clearly had no idea what you were doing?
by JustMarried / 05/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Ukraine / Intimacy
by krisest1988 / 05/07/2016 at 5:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, just before going into an test, I broke my glasses on the way to the exam room. I'm short sighted, and I spent an hour with my nose glued to the paper trying to figure out what was written on it. It was a opthalmology exam. FML
by 1942Ford / 05/07/2016 at 10:08am / United States (California) / Health
Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML
Today, like any other day I moan after I sneeze. The only issue is that today my husband was on the phone with his grandmother, and had to explain to her, while trying not to laugh, that he wasn't having sex with me while on the phone. FML
by DeadLily / 05/07/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Intimacy