ev_lyn_aw Say more :
OP here. You're exactly right. We've lived together this entire time, and honestly, it doesn't come up very often. He's only met my family once, and the parents have different last names now. So it's pretty comical really. Thank you all for your thoughts! that was fun to share.
By "ev_lyn_aw" - / Friday 27 October 2017 17:49 /
DanielleinDC Say more :
To add context: You enter through a street-level foyer of sorts, and you can take an elevator or the stairs to get to the shopping area. So the first time, I slipped on some water at the top of those stairs. The second time, I was walking through the produce section and slipped on a grape on the floor. I gotta say, I'm a bit surprised and pleased to finally have one published. And, no, I wasn't...
By DanielleinDC - / Friday 27 October 2017 04:53 / United States - Washington

Today, I realised that it is, in fact, not a great idea to put aftershave on your freshly shaven balls. Whenever I move it feels like Satan himself puts my genitals into a fiery pit of needles. FML

By Sonofaquiche - / Friday 27 October 2017 05:00 / Germany - Schweinfurt
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By Mash-brakketz - / Wednesday 25 October 2017 22:26 /

Today, after my dad declared that Rick and Morty is a terrible show, I caught him watching it and laughing his ass off. He grounded me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 October 2017 05:00 / United Kingdom - Kidderminster
beybmoo Say more :
Wow this is my first FML that got published! Thanks for giving it a chance! I saw a few of you said I might have jumped the gun on this one. I might have but not before considering that there aren't any other position to be promoted to. It's a tiny company of 5. And there weren't anymore room or budget or busy enough for an additional staff. I had 2 managers & I didn't get along with 1 of them,...
By beybmoo - / Wednesday 25 October 2017 08:48 / Singapore - Singapore
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