by meish / 06/05/2016 at 9:16am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Carnage23 / 06/05/2016 at 8:38am / Germany (Hessen) / Kids
cdiem's comment : How old is he?
by Dmessmer1 / 06/05/2016 at 4:37am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
NYGiants1925's comment : $40 for McDonald's!?
Today, my best friend since first grade, who I've been in love with for years and finally hooked up with last week, asked me for advice. He wanted to know if he should start a long distance relationship with a girl he hooked up with last night. FML
by BG1059 / 06/04/2016 at 10:19pm / United States (Texas) / Love
almost_there44's comment : I don't know why people say they're in love with someone they haven't been with. Infatuation or lust maybe? Anyways OP, hooking up with him probably wasn't the best idea if you wanted a long term relationship. Maybe talking to him about how you feel would have been better. Since you're his friend, support him, he trusts you.
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
by lyinginbed / 06/04/2016 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmothers items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
by Joey / 06/04/2016 at 2:52pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Love
by hb1 / 06/04/2016 at 2:15pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried having some girl time with my mom so I could sneakily figure out what to get her for her birthday. All I could think of in the end was a time machine, after her rant about wishing she'd gotten her tubes tied rather than going through the stress of raising me and my sister. FML
by Anonymous / 06/04/2016 at 10:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by RingofFire / 06/03/2016 at 7:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
by Reeen / 06/03/2016 at 6:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…