Today, I found out that I was never actually enrolled in the class I've been attending all semester. I guess that explains why I only got $400 dollars in student aid, not the 1,200 they said I'd get. FML
by graphite01 / 11/01/2016 at 12:08am / United States (Oregon) / Money
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
cheesyfeet2001's comment : Report then to their manager so they'll see how much they like losing something. Good luck with the relationship OP.
by cereal stepper / 10/23/2016 at 5:42am / Miscellaneous
by where's the epipen / 10/23/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by GlennGuagmire / 10/23/2016 at 2:23am / Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah) / Holidays
Welshite's comment : With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.
by Hellish / 10/21/2016 at 12:11am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
1DisGR8's comment : Hey, you have a hot wife, a beautiful daughter, and a great life. It's not all bad. And I'm sure you're lovely too!
Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML
by purpletulip / 10/20/2016 at 9:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, after working my ass off for 2 months, receiving perfect reviews, and going out of my way to take on extra work to get a job offer from the location where I temp, I finally got an offer for a permanent position. Included in the offer was a $3.00 an hour pay cut and no insurance. FML
Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML