by Thay / 09/01/2016 at 6:28pm / United States / Love
lovebooks07's comment : 'Get off Tinder' 'Why' 'It's full of people that want to steal your innocence' 'Mom, I'm 33'
by Deaf Dumb & Blonde / 09/01/2016 at 5:17pm / United States / Love
by ohwell / 09/01/2016 at 1:49pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2016 at 11:40pm / United States (California) / Transportation
j11a01's comment : Never move a car for an accident. Something simple as that can make you at fault.
by Ihatepants / 08/31/2016 at 9:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
SwedishMaria's comment : How do you go a full day without noticing? I would think that you'd notice if you went to the bathroom etc.
by guh / 08/31/2016 at 11:54am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
by Dizzie Rascal / 08/31/2016 at 7:01am / United Kingdom / Health
by BiteMe / 08/30/2016 at 7:29pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML
by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out that my college textbooks, which I spent nearly $200 dollars on for the two of them, did not come with the codes they were advertised with. The codes are needed for online classwork that is required to pass the course. Each new code is $90 a piece. FML
by NintyStar / 08/30/2016 at 4:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
by kafreen / 08/30/2016 at 3:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by anon / 08/30/2016 at 2:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML
by lkvetched / 08/30/2016 at 1:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health