By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
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scorpiogirl666 0

"what I assumed was him checking me out" stuck up much?

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kristina3514 0

where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!

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gun7runner 5

hahahaha...I would think this would be a FML for your boyfriend

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iluvneon 0

Just cause she's heavier doesnt mean she's fat for all we know she could be muscular or a little chubby she just has "more to love" then other girls

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natsaysheyyy 16

Yeah, definite FML for one of them. Either the girl is fat or the guy is a stick. If you're offended by his "heavy" comment, then lose some weight. Otherwise, don't go online and complain about it.

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supersitter 11

I agree with #136. #150, stop acting like an insensitive douche

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thelonelylurker 0

Maybe lose some weight instead of sitting at your computer bitching about how fat you are?

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Jf770 10

How do you even know she's fat? What If she's average or below, and her boyfriends super skinny? And don't judge fat people(LikeMe) I'm not fat cause i eat a lot and don't exercise!! I ******* under eat, and I have a low blood sugar and a low cholesterol and I exercise Everyday.. And look at my picture and how fat I am! The doctors don't even know what's wrong with me. So shut the **** up and don't judge:3

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tasian14 12

May b u shld change ur name from lonely lurker if ur complaining abt peps around there computer n get a bf :(

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scorpiogirl666 0

"what I assumed was him checking me out" stuck up much?

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crazyladydaisy 4

Stuck up? No. Conceited? Maybe.

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i_needa_username 17

Just because a girl likes her appearance doesn't mean she's stuck up!!

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grajax 24

Well I'd assume she's wearing a bikini or some form of swim wear so a guy looking her up and down would obviously seem a lot like he's checking her out.

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ozymandias_fml 0

Well, now you know you are a fatty, so you can work to fix it. I guess not knowing you are a fatty is a bit of a FML, but not really. Put down your sammich, and look in a mirror once in a while and you won't accidentally think others are chubbie-chasers.

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Dogmaw 0

Doesn't mean she's FAT, just that she's bigger than her boyfriend. I love me a woman with some FLUFF :))

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kristina3514 0

where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!

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qazaq 1

Shes not going to say she is fat cause she's self conscious thus the fml, if she was comfortable with herself she would have laughed it off

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Andicc 19

If she was self conscious and thought she was fat, then why in the world would she have automatically assumed the life guard was checking her out? If I thought my body was fat and gross I wouldn't think anyone looking at me was checking me out, rather looking at me because I was a gross freak. Most likely she isn't fat at all but has a scrawny skinny boyfriend.

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Internets_ 0

YDI for being a conceited fat bitch.

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JKPPS 0

I don't think the lifeguard was trying to make you feel bad, just keep you safe. I've been a lifeguard for many summers at a waterpark, and the heaviest does HAVE to be in the back or the tube will flip the second it hits the catch pool.

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