by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
jackiemoonthepro's comment : lady gaga's writing fmls now?
Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML
by Mirorbo / 06/11/2011 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Work
Lythiaren's comment : Make her pay for that shit. Seriously.
by Username / 06/11/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by 8sq / 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
lexiemae97's comment : he was running his hands over your chest? hmmmm.... I don't think his intentions were to save your life.....
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love
Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML
by Anonyme / 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by crazydog / 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by leftbehind / 06/10/2011 at 7:40am / Colombia (Antioquia) / Transportation
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put… Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page… Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead.…