by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Vanguard507's comment : More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.
Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
by awkwardd / 05/19/2011 at 8:51am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
AlwaySunny's comment : you want a side of incest with that walk?
by stranded / 05/19/2011 at 7:46am / United States / Transportation
by ThisPerson / 05/19/2011 at 6:11am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/19/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
sxe_beast's comment : Were you driving a DeLorean?
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Ally / 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Charles / 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…