by Anonymous / 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
kut19's comment : how fat are you?
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
by sarahwittman / 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
alwayzjess's comment : What a cheap aunt you have! you should of made her pay or kept the stuff.
by secretpornstar / 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Intimacy
BigKatt's comment : What website?
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
by fuckcops / 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
by rileynautumn / 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by sheyshey0413 / 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by failure461 / 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Uhh / 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Evaki1 / 06/13/2011 at 10:24am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Bechara / 06/13/2011 at 5:11am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous
by disgusteddaughter / 06/13/2011 at 4:58am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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