Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
by Ashleighx94 / 07/04/2011 at 8:00pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by K3you / 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by rejecteddd / 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Haha_oh_wait's comment : Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.
by Kate / 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
by hero to zero / 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (New York) / Health
Big_Red_138's comment : Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.
by Bekah / 07/04/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
hannahtaskey's comment : Well, you know what that means....
by crudofalife / 07/04/2011 at 5:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by oopsies / 07/04/2011 at 5:11am / United States / Animals
Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
by Gustav Fjorder / 07/04/2011 at 3:27am / Switzerland / Miscellaneous
by monquiqui / 07/04/2011 at 1:45am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML
by emegemerald / 07/04/2011 at 12:13am / United States / Animals
by wastedbaby / 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health