by pleasestop / 06/11/2011 at 4:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Miss_Michaela's comment : Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.
by dadisgoatboy / 06/11/2011 at 2:37am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Intimacy
by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
jackiemoonthepro's comment : lady gaga's writing fmls now?
Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML
by Mirorbo / 06/11/2011 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Work
Lythiaren's comment : Make her pay for that shit. Seriously.
by Username / 06/11/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by 8sq / 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love
Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML
by Anonyme / 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by crazydog / 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by leftbehind / 06/10/2011 at 7:40am / Colombia (Antioquia) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…