190

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

By stupiddddddd - / Wednesday 8 July 2009 07:28 / United Kingdom
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
By  IceCubez  |  0

First post?

Reply
  genius_man16  |  0

The people who post "NO ONE CARES" are infinitely more annoying than the poster themselves. So everyone should just STFU about it. @OP: that's kind of funny, but it depends on how old you are really. If you're like 45 then holy shit but if you're like 16 then whoopdie fucking doo.

Reply
  nomadxx7  |  0

I hope you're joking. Otherwise I could see why, "hotbabemagnet" that is bitch awesome. Yeah I could see why the women would be swooning over you, idiot.

Reply
  skullbuster  |  0

I care, god dammit, I care deeply. How dare you, how could I not care about someone who typed a 2 sentence post on a website about scoring a phone #. What kind of animal do you think I am?

Reply
  Hambag_  |  0

Reading this line of comments make me giggle. Why insult eachother. You obviously do care otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to comment on this FML. Not to mention that we all use this site and have probably posted out own FMLs ourselves! And even if she's 16 maybe it's a little depresing for her because she doesn't get any Thank you

Reply
  tech42er  |  0

#20 Just put it in quotes or something. Everyone who asked, XML is like HTML, something that can be used to write webpages. For more info (much more technical), check out this wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XML

Reply
  regalarius  |  0

While that post was editable, I tried quotes, PRE tags, CODE tags, escaped quotes, escaping the braces. :-( Oh well, I guess that just means this isn't the place to share code. :-) Too bad THAT temptation can never be fulfilled...

By  lastminuteperm  |  0

You got his phone number. How is this an FML? It's a good thing...and hopefully you will get close to him. Gosh, you sound selfish. Oh no! You got a guy's phone number! Too bad that's the closest Iyou have gotton to a guy. Now that you have the guy, you will get closer...maybe. Since you are spoiled, or sound like it, you probably won't get any closer. Now I can see why that's only how close you got to a guy.

Reply
  whatacoolkid  |  0

Um, how old are you? Depending on your age, this COULD be an fml. I mean, I'm 14, and getting a guy's phone number and confessing my attraction to them is the furthest I've gotten with a guy. No dating, no kissing, etc. If you are 20-something, then it could be considered an fml. But no worries! Congratulations on getting a guy's number! It IS a big step. Now just call him/text him and see what happens. Good luck with love-it's been PRETTY unpredictable for me. haha.

Reply
  mk2396937  |  0

seriously! stop throwing a pity party! if you wanted to get more attention sooner, you should have made yourself more available! guys arent going to come knocking on your door while you sit there and wait. i hate it when people post shit like this. its so annoying. i mean really, which would you prefer from the two scenarios? You dont get any attention until now, or you get so much attention that it makes you a prime victim for rape or whatever. I mean, seriously, worse possible things could happen so get over it and call him before you let him get away.

Loading data…