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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

#10621379
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On 05/19/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML

#10615901
76 comments

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On 05/18/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by MisterT (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML

#10612063
147 comments

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On 05/18/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by tallwoman (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

#10604830
120 comments

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On 05/18/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Dana422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

#10594488
92 comments

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On 05/17/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Babygirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and a couple of friends decided to go camping in a national park . When we got there, a ranger came up to us and said, "There have been many sightings of coyotes, don't worry, if they charge you, they'll bluff and flee at the last moment." We met a coyote, it didn't bluff. FML

#10594461
95 comments

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On 05/17/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Coyote (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

#10586322
164 comments

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On 05/17/2010 at 7:09am - misc - by Zapped - United States (New York)

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

#10581803
32 comments

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On 05/17/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by jcheer113 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

#10578694
126 comments

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On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

#10559209
153 comments

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On 05/16/2010 at 12:08am - health - by fatgirl - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

#10553243
107 comments

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On 05/15/2010 at 7:47pm - love - by ihatelaura (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
217 comments

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On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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