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Today I Found Out Wat I Look Lyk Drunk An Nakd While Swinging A Tennis Racket Thanks To A Picture Message Forwardd To Just About Everyone I Know An Some I Don't. Among The Numbers The Text Was Sent To Was A Familiar One. My Mom's. FML

Today, I got called into work an I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, an there goes half a weeks pay. FML

#7372810
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On 01/16/2010 at 2:22am - money - by bankergirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Spent The Day Studying With One Of My Classmates Whom I've Just Met. While Studying, She Kept Bragging About Her Boyfriend An Decided To Show Me A Picture Of Him. It Was My Boyfriend.

#7372755
77 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on mah bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks lyk the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

#7370561
115 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Indiana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I got a popcorn kernel stuck in mah throat. It was quite rritating so thought I could get it out with mah finger. Good thing... the kernel is gone. Bad thing... I now have the rest of mah lunch on mah shrt as well. FML

#7370442
51 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by emilyupsidedown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood drectly in front of me, pissd in a cup an managd to spill it over me. FML

#7368221
85 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by edot (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me . I finished filling mah tank an started to drive away . As I was checking her out an paying no attention to mah driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with mah truck . FML

#7366734
64 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by mah (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I realized y husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day fir the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could fine out when would be the best time to have his grlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

#7365064
43 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 8:22pm - love - by woundedexwife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fater decided to tell me in detail wen an ow e lost is vrginity. He even told me wat position it was an wo tis grl was. I will never look at im in te same way again. He also made is ands ( ave sex ). FML

#7364490
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On 01/15/2010 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I was making out with mah girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel lyk riding along when it was time fir her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries."

#7364285
79 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bali_Boil (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with mah meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick fir hours later. I'm a diabetic. mega FML

#7360453
346 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Hungryman - France

I was wit ma friends at Burger King. Wile we were eating, I placed ma cellpone on te tray, not realising tat I'd left it tere until after I emptied ma tray into te bin. Wen I got it out of te tras, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

#7360407
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On 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by stephiexbabexx - United States (Connecticut)

Today I went to an amusement park with my family . A couple of cute girls started talking to me telling me how much they liked my dreads . Seeing this my mother stepped up next to me patted me on the shoulder an said ( This ere is my little baby treat him nicely! ) Thanks Mom . FML

#7358643
77 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)



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