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By Stoopid - / Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:25 / United States
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WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

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By  Beven

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This is why we need Billy Mays alive to pitch Fix It! from the good folks at Simoniz which uses 3 easy steps to remove those nasty car scratches.

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Damn what a little brat. My Ferrari got keyed in a parking lot the other day. That's a bigger problem than yours. And I worked for my cars including my first car. Consider yourself lucky. Brat.

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Don't you think the guy would know who keyed his car if it was right in front of your house (in the circumstance where it was not your car, which is what you thought happened)? Besides being spoiled, obnoxious, and a jackass, you're also pretty damn retarded

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This sounds like the urban legend that goes...... This husband who drives a cement truck comes home for lunch on his birthday without telling his wife. When he gets there he sees a brand new red convertible in the drive way. He peeks in the window and sees his wife laughing and talking to a man inside. Filled with jealousy and convinced she's having and affair with the man, he backs up the cement truck and fills the red convertible with cement. The wife hears this and she and the man come ru

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I have a ferrari too. It did not get keyed. I also worked extremely hard at getting it. I am rich.

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please die. this is the worst story ever. how would a cement truck driver's wife ever afford much less want a ferrari?

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LOL, since when did owning a Ferrari equal wealth? For all I know you could've had taken a loan and used your entire life savings for it.

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You sir, are my hero. I bet rich boy there just inherited all his money from his dead parents and now thinks that counts as working for it.

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stop bragging that u have a Ferrari ok it's a cool car the world knows that but u don't need to rub it in everyones face. oh waa waa waa someone keyed your car. if you can afford that I think you can afford to have someone buff out a scratch or just do it yourself

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Wow. Congrats. You overpaid by a few hundred thousand dollars for a sports car. Congrats asshole! STFU

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173 - Couldn't have put it better myself. Really OP, you just got a free BMW (even if it is keyed) your life is far from fucked. You are a spoiled brat and a blight on society. Key yourself in the face next time, eh?

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this is funny, cause your acting like a big shot with the picture of the Ferrari. you should check the source of the images you use. that picture was taken in Spain by a English photographer.

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Can you not read? #127 said Ferrari. Please, let me know when can pass a primary school English test.

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The OP needs to get a grip on life because in the end you would have to pay for the door you keyed so why a douche bag if it's someone elses car.You don't deserve the BMW

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Idk if some one was blocking me from getting out I my house I'd get my friends and role the car over. I always get idiot tourist in my town it's really annoying and idiots get their stuff wrecked by the people they bother

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Exactly, what a spoiled little rich beeyotch. "Waaaah, Starbucks put too much caramel in my Mocachino, now this BMWs in my way. Waaahh! I'm gonna key it, 'cause my rich daddy owns the whole street! Oh, it's MY BMW? WAAAAH!!! I wanted a Bentley. FML"

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I disagree. There's nothing morally wrong about driving an expensive car if you earned the money you paid for it. It's not as if the car just falls into your lap; you have to produce a product or service of equivalent value. And if you've done that, you have every right to drive that car. Just because it might make someone else feel bad about themselves doesn't mean it's wrong for you to own it. If the guy you drive past chooses to be upset about it, that's his problem. He hasn't earned

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But he didn't earn the car himself, he got it as a present. He seems to be a spoiled brat - who would key a car of someone else? Only idiots do!

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There are also used BMWs. They have excellent safety systems, among other reasons for buying them aside from just trying to show off to people.

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do you eat food every day? do you feel bad about it because kids all over the world don't? do you feel bad that people don't have the internet and you're using it to post stupid shit like this? you're a fucking moron...please die.

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While moderating FML's i saw one that said "Today was my 16th birthday and I asked for a black mercedes, this morning my dad told me to go outside and 'Get the paper' when I came back there was a green mercedes sitting in my driveway FML." now that guy is definetly a spoiled asshole, this kid on the other hand he may or may not be, depends.

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209, even if his parents are loaded he's still a spoiled brat. many kids with rich parents still have to EARN the money for their car, because they aren't spoiled. this kid gets a free one as a gift because he IS spoiled. and he's a brat because he thinks he can go and key "someone else's" car because it's blocking his driveway.

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Spoiled brat? Yes you could call him that. I would call him a vandal. He destroyed the paint on a car because he felt entitled to. If you try to argue with that sentence, tell me where you live and I'll come over and destroy your belongings because I am entitled. If it was MY car and I saw someone keying it I would fill the scratches with blood from their face.

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I think the fact that their parents bought them a BMW showed that they're spoiled. I mean, I was pretty spoiled as a kid, and never had my parents buy me anything that cost even 1/10 of the cost of a used BMW, let alone a new one.

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

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to be fair, his rudeness showed that he's "worthy" and the "right" person to be driving a BMW...

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"How would you feel if someone did that to your car?" LOL didn't you read the FML? It happened to his car (granted he did it himself.....)

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I'm sure they read the FML. The fact of the matter is that when the OP was keying said car, he didn't know it was his. Ergo the question, "How would you feel if someone did that to your car?" Being a douchebag and keying your own car is different than doing it to a stranger. OP, You're a jackass. YDI

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#60- He keyed the car. That's it. Still a new car, still his, and it still works exactly like a car that isn't keyed would.

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I can only give you a thumbs up once or I would do it endlessly!:). who the heck thinks its okay to key a car regardless of who's it is?!?

I hope your parents fix the paint and keep it for themselves. YDI for taking your anger out on what you thought was a stranger's car.

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I wouldn't put it past the OP to say that it had already been keyed when he got home rather than taking responsibility for his own actions. This FML might be the only chance his parents have of finding out it was their son who keyed his new car rather than a stranger.

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