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Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

#13639507
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On 10/29/2010 at 4:02pm - love - by Mal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

#13638786
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

allmidnighteyes's comment : She was probably lying and trying to sound superior if she claimed she could hear frequencies that are in dog-range, so I guess she got what was coming to her.

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Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML

#13636513
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
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On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

#13634930
144 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
147 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML

#13634494
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On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

#13634114
152 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

#13634091
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On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - love - by lovegotmehung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

#13633879
69 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by nonexistant (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

#13633122
120 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

#13632865
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On 10/28/2010 at 11:17pm - misc - by mommysgirlapparently (woman) - United States (California)



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