Dead zone
By The Corner Of Death - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By The Corner Of Death - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring
By JustAnotherFML23 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home
By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States
By aly55a_mariie - 20/08/2013 19:04 - United States - Lakewood
LOL they definitely weren't lying when they said the internet could be brutal. First off, I have ten other tattoos and this is the first time something like this has happened. I take great care in all of my tattoos. I would like to think of myself as an incredibly clean person. Anal to a certain extent. I live with a very talented and successful tattoo artist. He too was freaked out waking up to ants in our bed. I didn't use anything scented. Just the typical A&D ointment. It was not infected nor did it get infected. It was just one of those crappy things that happen to people. I have had another tattoo since then and am happy to say there was no ant attack this time! But thanks everyone for your comments and likes! And for those that don't think you can see a tattoo in your future, please don't let this be the reason! I highly doubt this is a common occurance. Thanks again everyone and have a great day!