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Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML

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"justpickone" - 11/04/2019 14:00

Today I found out my ex, who tried to kill me 3 years ago, is getting out of prison sooner than expected. I took 8 sleeping pills and I still can't sleep. FML

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Vic - 11/04/2019 21:00 - Israel

Today, I had to tell my wife, yet again, that it's not a good idea for her to show up at work red-eyed after smoking weed, which is still illegal where we live. She's a lawyer and works at the district court. FML

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fmcsl - 13/04/2019 20:00

Today, a customer bought a luggage tag and asked what it was for. I explained and she asked if she had to hang it around her neck. I explained again and she said she didn’t have her luggage with her so did she have to hang it around her neck? FML

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Skatedump - 14/04/2019 14:00 - South Africa

Today, on the one-year anniversary of my best friend committing suicide, my boyfriend of 2 years decides to dump me because he wants to focus on his skateboarding career. He doesn't even know how to skateboard. FML

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