Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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Top comments
sunshineandroses 9
And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.
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Comments (35)
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.
Deez_Knots 10
What a dick
Dave_Davington 34
Well, he's not wrong. A proactive approach to one's life is never a bad idea.
Mathalamus 25
There's proactive and there's being a huge asshole. He would be the asshole.
Dave_Davington 34
It's amazing. Even the simplest, most obvious jokes go over peoples' heads around here.
PandaPrincess4 22
No, it just wasn't funny.
Chloe555_fml 27
I’m sure it was a joke, just wasn’t a funny one.
Dave_Davington 34
Bully for you. However, I was referring to Mathalamus and others like him, who quite clearly thought I was being super serious.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
guessing you're single with dumbshit logic like that
Dave_Davington 34
Case in point.
Gamessence 19
Learn to execute better.
mike3775 39
You messed up on this FML. You should have stated ex boyfriend
sunshineandroses 9
And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.
John Nemeth 14
Father *calls son* “I heard your girlfriend is in the ICU I hope she’s okay “ Son “ yea their not to sure yet *loud noises in background* Father “what’s that noise?” Son “oh I’m just at a party I figure if she dies I’ll need to find a new girlfriend...” Father “What.... the... ****.....” Son “good idea huh?” Father “I’m disowning you”
sunnyray812 42
Hopefully, that's how it went down.
Kitsi 14
Tell him: "Good news, you don't need to wait until I die to find another girl. We're done."
RichardPencil 32
He may need to find a backup pool for his strong swimmers.
Envy22 32
Praying for you.
Jerry Leberer 12
that warrants an immediate bye felicia