Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
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coolmike699 26
Fun fact: A court in Manhattan ruled that firing someone for their attravtiveness is legal. Any legal action here would almost certainly end in the employer's favor. Vote for pro worker politicians and this shit stops, people.
ryand82 11
SUE, SUE, SUE!
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Alup132 22
Are they lesbians or something? I don’t have anything against lesbians, but why do they care so much? If you’re nice to them, and their food is correct, that’s all that matters!
moonlight77 28
What on earth about a this FML gives you the impression they are lesbians??
Silverion Sairee 14
i think Alup132 assumed the server was a waitress for some reason, and that the customers must be lesbians if they're requesting a sexy server girl. they must have missed the male indicator next to the anonymous.
Charlie Given 28
Umm that's discrimination time to go to his boss or a lawyer
sunnyray812 42
I hope you live somewhere that allows you to go to court over wrongful termination. Unfortunately, I don't, and many places here really take advantage of firing anyone over stupid shit, especially medical issues.
coolmike699 26
Fun fact: A court in Manhattan ruled that firing someone for their attravtiveness is legal. Any legal action here would almost certainly end in the employer's favor. Vote for pro worker politicians and this shit stops, people.
RichardPencil 32
Then, I’m fighting to get my goddamn job modeling Speedos back!
tounces7 28
That's when you take it to the Court of Public Opinion. Firing someone because they're ugly might not be a court case, but it could certainly be a news case that could cause problems for a place that might not want public backlash.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Ok, but populism doesn't count >:(
Joe Brewer 3
Depending on your genetics, you could almost certainly turn that in to a racial discrimination lawsuit.
ryand82 11
SUE, SUE, SUE!
chosha_fml 27
A table of shallow women and an asshole manager.
Deez_Knots 10
Hopefully their **** go saggy in their late 20’s and die alone
julio144 2
Well, **** usually live in pairs, so I doubt they'll die alone.
Alup132 22
Regarding my other comment, I misread the symbol and thought that OP was a waitress, which is why I thought the girls were lesbian and having a fit that they didn’t have a sexy waitress... oops!
WHSKitty4ever 23
Get your boss’ job - he can’t fire you for that!
raven_of_azarath 35
He can if OP lives in a right to work state.
cazziuz1983 9
fun fact about right to work states,they still have to have a semi valid reason that is stated as reason for dismisal,other wise they can still be sued for wrongful termination,how do I know? spent most of my 20 plus years in the work force in a right to work state,most if them as a manager of some sort(read that as a fast food manager) say I want to fire someone cuase I just plain dont like them,that's fine and I am allowed to do so,but the reason for dismissal has to be something semi legal...typically I used insubordination as my reason.
interesting33 37
can someone explain how that's a thing? and how it is called right to work when it is a right for employers to fire people in discrimination. can they truly fire you due to disability or getting pregnant or being the wrong race?
raven_of_azarath 35
This is like how girls who want to work at Hooters or other similar bars have to undergo the wall test. If they walk towards a wall and their nose touches before their boobs, they won’t be hired.