Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
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Top comments
TCRII 30
I’m sorry this has happened to you. Chances are your co-worker does not like cheaters either. Tell him what is going on and Invite him to confront your husband together - someplace public so no one makes a scene.
Rabite 28
Is it too old fashioned to ask people you date where they work? Too much stupid and too much coincidence to be believable.
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Comments (18)
Leeono 26
Bummer.
DMA 11
“You’d love him! Unfortunately, he can never stop by because he’s allergic to the air in this part of the city. I know, weird! We all could’ve met up last week, but that was also the week you were at a seminar—oh, and I think he even sprays my side of the bed with the SAME perfume you wear! How wacky is that?!”
Rabite 28
Is it too old fashioned to ask people you date where they work? Too much stupid and too much coincidence to be believable.
Glowworm56 27
Hubby has a hell of a lot of explaining to do!
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you ought to try bisexuality, too. When your husband has gay sex, you say “Bye!”
TCRII 30
I’m sorry this has happened to you. Chances are your co-worker does not like cheaters either. Tell him what is going on and Invite him to confront your husband together - someplace public so no one makes a scene.
Charlie Given 28
Wow ouch ,sorry OP I've never understood cheaters, what's the point well either he has a lot of explaining or you a alot of packing 🤔 good luck ☺️
Davros 12
Like the candy bar says, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't".
Jesserb 17
Invite your coworker over for dinner one night and don’t tell your husband your coworker is coming. Watch how they react towards each other
RichardPencil 32
Way to go, Karen, you turned your husband gay.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Plankton's gay? Childhood ruined!
Glowworm56 27
Oh come on, why do you think Plankton kept trying to get Mr.Krabs' secret formula?