Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML
Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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ViviMage 40
I always have spare underpants on hand and I would hand wash a pair before I go commando outside. I also don't like all the extra sensations down there going commando. I take the progesterone shot which means I'm bleeding a little *all the time*. So I expect it at a moment's notice. At least get yourself a tampon, but then the string will stick out of the hole in your pants....
chosha_fml 27
Geez, get yourself organised. YDI.
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chosha_fml 27
Geez, get yourself organised. YDI.
ViviMage 40
I always have spare underpants on hand and I would hand wash a pair before I go commando outside. I also don't like all the extra sensations down there going commando. I take the progesterone shot which means I'm bleeding a little *all the time*. So I expect it at a moment's notice. At least get yourself a tampon, but then the string will stick out of the hole in your pants....
bluhbluhbluh 14
did all the holes align themselves?
real life problems 26
Thats just ******* gross, get your life together.
Charlie Given 28
Cat's can be such little cute assholes 😉 but seriously ya should have used your pussy to cover your pussy 😂😂🤣
Emma Marshall 19
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Nah I call bullshit on this one
mutlupb 4
Well at least you won't have to drop trou to insert a tampon....