Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
interesting33 37
I Ross take thee Rachael
BurnInDemonFire 39
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.
Christopher Martin 12
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
EmillyGalcon27 2
👏 dun 👏 dun 👏 dun 👏 dun
mekiswrite 21
Her love life is DOA now.
smaldridge 12
your jobs a joke, your broke, your love lifes DOA. feels like you're always stuck in second gear. when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you like I've been there before. I'll be there for you, cuz you're there for me too.
interesting33 37
I Ross take thee Rachael
xxWTFxx1981 23
Dude... My first thought reading this message... Epic friends episode...
wHSKitty 11
I didn’t remember the “Rachel! Emily!” reference until I saw a use comment “I Ross take thee Rachel,” lol.
wHSKitty 11
So were you MoreThanFriends?
boopingsnoot 25
Paging Dr. Freud
Imadumbass 16
Apparently they were
RichardPencil 32
Stacey’s Dad? The long-awaited reprise from Fountains of Wayne.
irrelephant1 19
Well i know that i would like to request op to post a little more history on this one. There is usually a bit of a back story to a slip of the tongue. Lmao.
RichardPencil 32
Slipping the tongue is probably how it started. ;)
olga_crvjl 19
Ooooo imagine the awkwardness lol