Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML
Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
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colderthanyou 15
What? Do you know how quizzes work? You can help with homework or regular textbook questions, but a quiz is to test a students knowledge on the subject...
BurnInDemonFire 39
You do realize the point of these quizzes is for each student to take them individually, and be measured on how well they're taking in the information, don't you? When I was at school, I'd always answer for myself, even when we were put into groups. Have as many friends as you want, but when it comes to school work, unless you're specifically being graded on working in a group, look out for yourself, and **** the rest of them.
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colderthanyou 15
What? Do you know how quizzes work? You can help with homework or regular textbook questions, but a quiz is to test a students knowledge on the subject...
RichardPencil 32
That’s not a kind fellow. That’s a cheat.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You do realize the point of these quizzes is for each student to take them individually, and be measured on how well they're taking in the information, don't you? When I was at school, I'd always answer for myself, even when we were put into groups. Have as many friends as you want, but when it comes to school work, unless you're specifically being graded on working in a group, look out for yourself, and **** the rest of them.
TheCubes 4
Don’t listen to these clowns, I feel for ya. You were trying to be the homie, and it backfired smdh
BurnInDemonFire 39
There's "being a homie", and then there's "being a cheat". This fool cheated. Plain and simple.
Sinshine 28
What did you expect when you let everyone copy?...
Chazzster 32
Cheating or enabling cheaters does no good at all. And it can get people in serious trouble when they get a “0” on an important test for cheating. Helping people with homework is one thing, “helping” people in a test is just cheating and teachers watch closely for signs of that.
icecreamisrad 13
Dumbass
Oley 27
Before sex,you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re ******
vivavee 2
That’s called cheating. I gave two students zeros for that this week on their quizzes.
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah I don’t know how you thought the rules of the classroom went down but that’s not being kind, that’s legit helping other people cheat. Just because you “know the subject” doesn’t mean you’re supposed to “know” it for everyone else. Let people do their own work and get a grade that accurately reflects their hard work, study time and knowledge. And for people saying oh what y’all never cheated before in school, no, I never did, not once. I’m not a dishonest fuckhead who relies on crutches to get ahead