Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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1gullible_bugger 34
this sounds partly made up. It's one thing for the cat to pee on the assignment, but it's entirely another thing to lose it in the train tracks right after. why wouldn't you put it in a backpack or something? why wouldn't you hold on to it better? more importantly, why isn't your cat litter box trained?
Dave_Davington 34
I guess you're not on track to complete it on time.
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Dave_Davington 34
I guess you're not on track to complete it on time.
1gullible_bugger 34
this sounds partly made up. It's one thing for the cat to pee on the assignment, but it's entirely another thing to lose it in the train tracks right after. why wouldn't you put it in a backpack or something? why wouldn't you hold on to it better? more importantly, why isn't your cat litter box trained?
Solomon Freeman 6
It was a poster she is a baby bengal
whiskey'swino 15
Call it "distressed" or "rustic", so hot right now.