Today, I finished my 83-page thesis for my Stanford class and put it on my desk. Then, as a prank, my girlfriend hid it. She forgot where she put it. The thesis is due in 3 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I finished a 50-page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm supposed to hand in my Master's thesis. I only very vaguely remember my enthusiasm of six months ago, but remember clearly that - this time - I was planning to start in time and avoid last-minute stress. Seeing the sun come up at 5 a.m. tells me that it was a tad too optimistic. Just ten more hours to go… FML
Today, I walked into my office and found my ex-roommate going through my desk. Apparently, despite not wanting to be friends or even speak anymore, he has no qualms about "borrowing" my Master's thesis so he can compare and write his. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, I was told an assignment that was supposed to be due in a week and a half is due today. I crammed all night and ended up getting 3 hours of sleep. Turns out it was an April Fool's prank. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
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real life problems 26
And you didnt save it on the computer before you printed it? 🙄
chosha_fml 27
Surely it’s not handwritten? If so, you definitely deserved it.
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real life problems 26
And you didnt save it on the computer before you printed it? 🙄
DraftHail614 17
Charlie?
real life problems 26
John?
JasonThorn 23
If it was my thesis, I've save it on my computer, the cloud storage, a USB drive, in an email I'd send to myself...
Cali 57
The point is probably that it's a pain in the butt to have it printed (and possibly bound).
Sinshine 28
If that's the case, I'd just have the girlfriend pay for it.
Rabite 28
If it's due in 3 days and it's already printed, he is doing something wrong :D
chosha_fml 27
Surely it’s not handwritten? If so, you definitely deserved it.
julfunky 29
I’m sure part of the prank is forgetting where she hid it. Either that or your girlfriend really is an idiot. Either way, reprint it. There’s no way you didn’t save that thesis. Nor do we believe it is handwritten.
RichardPencil 32
Your written murder confession might get you some partial credit.
Marta Perlicka 13
Don’t worry you’re Batman you will find it.
fde2blknimout 18
Its in a book 📖.
maikeru1979 23
why do I NOT BELIEVE one word of this.
DanielleinDC 34
Did you save it on your computer? If not, YDI.
Agent JPN 9
You want us to believe you go to Stanford and can't even keep a digital copy of your thesis? You sound like a Yale student.
TxKitten79 10
THAT'S funny! Awesome response!!!
ataygarp 8
that's giving too much credit i'm thinking some SUNY College 😂
Charlie Given 28
Umm either this is fake or you and your girlfriend are morons 🤔😐🙄😡