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Check this out
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Sobering
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You tried…
By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - Nürnberg
ALWAYS KNOCK
By KindaObvious - 22/09/2018 01:02 - United States - Henderson
Watermania tells us more.
Crotch shot
By Rash - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Grimmerie - 07/03/2016 09:05 - Canada - Vancouver
Grimmerie tells us more.
Hey everyone! Here's a bit more explanation. Brodie, my little guy, is 13 years old. He's always been anxious but as he gets older it's gotten worse. His body is in great condition but his mind is definitely starting to go. I take him out in the evenings for a long walk to let him get his exercise and also to let him check on his favourite spots in the neighbourhood. In addition to the xanax, he's on an anti-nauseant. I also restrict food about two hours before bedtime, and water half an hour before. He fixates on drinking and can make himself sick that way. Restricting prevents some issues. He lives with my mom, and I usually dont live here, but I'm between apartments and taking care of Brodie while mom is in Australia. Her being away is definitely amping his anxiety. My solution right now is to sleep in my bed until 6 am, when he gets anxious, and then we both go downstairs and I sleep another couple hours on the couch while he naps near the door. It's uncomfortable but that way he settles, and considering he's this old I don't mind indulging him. I'm taking him back to the vet today to talk about more treatment options or adjusting his dose. Sorry for the novel, and thanks everyone for the suggestions!
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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk
Pipe down
By Hotdogwater - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By riyaap13 - 23/02/2016 20:30 - United States - Gadsden
riyaap13 tells us more.
Hey everyone, OP here! I just wanted to take this opportunity to explain a few things: 1) I am a female (not that it matters), and I am "India Indian" haha. 2) The reason why I was so offended by it was because she said it in almost a mocking tone. I also didn't like that she took one look at me and assumed that I was Mexican (not that there's anything wrong with being Mexican). I just don't believe in classifying people by how they look and automatically assuming they're a part of a certain ethnicity. 3) I have been taking Spanish for 3-4 years, so I can speak Spanish quite well. And I'm also so glad this got posted :)
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By nothingpersonalmate - 04/11/2018 05:10
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Hello all, I only mashed the keyboard for the password on my old account and have now made this. Anyway, I may have left something out here: this was not my sandwich and I'd crashed out and can't refridgerate it. As I was going to get my own food, my mom told me don't bother, I will get you a sandwich. How nice! I crashed instead. But I did not know that she wanted to leave the house so badly she just left it out at room temp without telling me. Even if I am at fault for not asking her to wake up, I still don't appreciate her thinking all this is funny.
Victim blaming
By whatjusthappened - 06/09/2013 00:46 - United States - Loveland
Mistaken identity
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By GettingACat - 20/11/2018 03:00
Delivery!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Ouch
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Chicago
By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond
Welcome back!
By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 12:08 - United States
Pissed
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By MBrabs1996 - 19/12/2018 05:00
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Believe it or not, I'm OP and this was posted on my tablet, I'm on my phone now (I'll post a picture of the other account if u don't believe me). Anyways, we were staying with a bitter old woman who believes "everything I do is right" (her words). She started screaming at me for being "disrespectful". This isn't the first occurrence of her messing with me only, and she's even purposely burned my food in the oven for not cooking it her way. Hope this helps