Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
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Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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supr_sexy 9
should have high fived her again after slapping her.
Tripartita 45
Hey, we've all been there, OP. The number of turning cyclists I've ran into the street to high five is in the dozens.
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Comments (52)
faaris20 6
I hope you get fired
11Tec11 13
Should of had a V8
LilMissCanadian 22
Should've* - The Grammar Nazi
toastbrot 9
non-native-speaker here: what does V8 mean?
AmyPond17 33
It's the name of a vegetable juice drink. The slogan is "should've had a V8". Hope that helps :)
katachristic 19
And when they say the slogan, someone usually gets lightly smacked on the forehead, hence the joke
w0nderwh4t 14
#25 Should of had is correct but it sounds better as a conjunction
smokecloud_ 37
42, I'm not one to correct people's grammar on the internet usually, but it's should HAVE, contracted as should've. Not should of. Should've sounds the same as should of, but it's not the same.
willsnow18 11
either way works
deathstroke990 22
how does that even happen
Rkikkas9713 25
You miss their hand and hit their face with your hand.
deathstroke990 22
he said a badly misjudged hand signal tho? does he just have bad depth perception
HumanitysFinest 15
#12 What I think happened was the boss maybe raised their hand as a greeting and the OP mistook it as a calling for a high five. This then led to an awkward slap in the face. Then maybe silence....
MisterEx 28
Then a "you'll be hearing from my lawyer" was most likely muttered.
igg125 30
At least she knows it wasn't intentional.
Laeffy 19
How are you so sure?
HumanitysFinest 15
Duh! Because #4 is the boss...
ThrottleJockey 36
#4 is a woman?!
supr_sexy 9
should have high fived her again after slapping her.
Cyrus00 41
What's the chance of it happening twice in a row?
Animeisthebest1 14
Guess it is time to face the consequences. hopefully he or she understands it was a mistake.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'll have to use that excuse. No, really I was only trying to give you a high five sir.
pineapple_stick 4
oh. I uh hope you didn't have any aekward moments after that, OP! if so, try to apologise and do something that adds up to it. Good luck!
pineapple_stick 4
*awkward
TrickyDeath 14
Hopefully your boss is nice and understands! Sorry OP
kayayye 22
oh that's hilarious