LesboLover
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not Gay
Williamston, United States
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Tunisia
Wicked game
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Fairfax, United States
The old switcheroo
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Anonymous
Berthoud, United States
Never crush on coworkers
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt
Not coming out yet, sorry
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Anonymous
All shook up
Today, I found out that my crush had a girlfriend. The way I found it out? He hugged me from behind, calling her name and saying darling, etc. When I turned around in shock, he quickly backed away and said, "Sorry , I thought you were someone else." FML
Sorryfornotbeinggoodenough
Sneaky but clever
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Top comments
GhostFox 34
To be frank, it wasn't their place to tell you. How dare they be decent humans by respecting her right to privacy.
QueenSaru 28
So.... on a scale of 1 to 10, how oblivious are you? If EVERYONE knew she was a lesbian, and you didn't, either she doesn't trust you with that info, or you're thick as two short planks stacked together.
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GhostFox 34
To be frank, it wasn't their place to tell you. How dare they be decent humans by respecting her right to privacy.
Memnoc 26
This! 😂
kfchicken 31
whys it private? she's obviously chosen to come out and make it public. theres no need to tip toe around it like it's some taboo. let the guy know he's not what she likes and move on.
Lila Mathews 10
If she has already come out and everyone knows it why wasn't the OP also aware. Everyone probably though he knew as well since it was a well known fact and didn't feel like that had to tell him something he already knows.
BurnInDemonFire 39
She chose to come out, which means it's her decision to tell people. If she didn't want the people she told to tell others, that's her right. Conversely, telling everyone you're an idiot is a necessary public service, and one I am proud to divulge.
QueenSaru 28
So.... on a scale of 1 to 10, how oblivious are you? If EVERYONE knew she was a lesbian, and you didn't, either she doesn't trust you with that info, or you're thick as two short planks stacked together.
mssileas 25
Must have been one serious crush if you somehow missed that one rather important information about the woman, when no one else did. Maybe get to know a person in the future before deciding they're your crush idk.
user53658 15
You need a new group of people.
Lila Mathews 10
Why? If she has already come out and everyone knows it why wasn't the OP also aware. Everyone probably thought he knew as well since it was a well known fact and didn't feel like that had to tell him something they thought already knows since everyone knew about it.
theark 14
My first crush I ever had came out of the closet after high school. Its very obvious why she was a Tom boy by now.
skippydoda 32
Why should they? It's no ones business. Even if she's straight oh doesn't mean she has to like you.
Lila Mathews 10
Exactly. How did everyone besides them know. Are they that self absorbed that they don't see what everyone else did
Lila Mathews 10
It was no ones place to tell you about someone else business. If she has already come out and everyone knows it why wasn't the OP also aware. No one told them because everyone probably thought he knew as well since it was a well known fact and didn't feel like that had to tell him something he already knows. YDI 100%
sallygee 9
I'm always amazed as to how people talk about how much they're crushing on someone and usually they dont know them at all. as in your case. ydi