Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
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Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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interesting33 37
That is a difficult position for you to be in and unfair of her to put you in it. My automatic response is 'is the money worth it?' If I were your Dad I would be devastated and I would feel like my child loved money more than me. but things are always more complicated than that and it is not fair of your Mum to put you in that position.
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like mommy has been doing this for yrs. your dad will feel betrayed by both of you
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interesting33 37
That is a difficult position for you to be in and unfair of her to put you in it. My automatic response is 'is the money worth it?' If I were your Dad I would be devastated and I would feel like my child loved money more than me. but things are always more complicated than that and it is not fair of your Mum to put you in that position.
Richard Luna 1
But u taking the money
Jackey 29
You now have an example of how not to raise any children you might have in the future. Sorry you've been made part of your mother's sexuality, her marriage issues, and that she's decided to prey on your friends.
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like mommy has been doing this for yrs. your dad will feel betrayed by both of you
Mungolikecandy 19
Are you taking the hush money?
Mathalamus 25
I'd take the money. And then tell your dad in such a way that she didn't know it was you.
alycion 39
I wouldn’t care if she knew I did it. Mommy dearest doesn’t care about screwing over everyone in her path. Let her taste betrayal.
RichardPencil 32
You should get as many rises from her as your friend does.
Sinshine 28
Sounds like your mom fails as a human being and you're supporting that behavior for money. You can't take money to stay quiet and then whine about it.
mfranks19891989 10
Get one of your 19 year old friends to hook up with your dad and see if you can get him to pay you to keep quite. With the money they are paying you hopefully you can move out
JackFaire 27
I'll be honest it kind of annoys me when people come here and are all "I know this secret that will hurt person I know please all tell me how horrible MY life is for having to know this secret" when the other person is clearly and obviously the one getting horribly screwed .