Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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real life problems 26
That must have been horrible, only to get home and see a picture of a tarantula posted on a wall by your girlfriend.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
This is where you open your window and bitchslap the spider out onti the highway...
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real life problems 26
That must have been horrible, only to get home and see a picture of a tarantula posted on a wall by your girlfriend.
wanted_2_want 40
Did you also scream like a little girl and called the cops when were chased by a baby squirrel?
blightsight 10
pussy
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
This is where you open your window and bitchslap the spider out onti the highway...
abigiggles 39
Op here. This happened a few years ago when I had an older car. It apparently came into my car when a few friends and I went shopping to get camping chairs. While putting the chairs away in the car, I saw a spider web from a nearby branch on one of the chairs but thought it was the other way around (one being in the chair and going onto the branch). Learned my lesson and am glad I stayed *mostly* calm to be able to keep driving safely until we got to a convenience store.