By TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - 29/01/2016 12:51 - United States - Rochester
The Top
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Star Wars brain
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Nice try
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By blackonblight - 11/11/2015 11:23 - United States - Dover
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The real problem
By Trouble - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble
Slip of the tongue
By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 10:00
Probably for the best
By MissKaye - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Hendersonville
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I didn't mean to sound like I'm sulking. Just naturally the couples will stay together and have conversations that I can't relate to. This usually leaves me with no social participation and makes for a pretty boring day. I love both my sister's boyfriend and sister-in-law and don't mean to say that I wish either were gone. Also, our family has a very sweet, loving, and sadly high-maintenance dog, so it's probably for the better that I'm there to make sure he gets his medicines throughout the day. I hope that clears up the FML a little! Happy holidays!
By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09
Safe as houses
By chucklesman96 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Westerose
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By Senseless_487 - 16/09/2016 18:29 - United States - Pioneer
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Hey guys, OP here. While the music itself wasn't the worst thing in the world, and I did find out that Luke Bryan can be very funny, I found that the people who attend country concerts really aren't my cup of tea (I'm more of a pop punk/alternative kind of guy, i.e. blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.). To answer one question about getting punched, it turns out the guys behind me were very drunk and felt like messing with someone, and they picked me. So they each punched me in the head, and then one of them dropped the beer on me. I didn't have to do anything about it because the people around us kicked their asses and made them leave. And as to the people saying "suck it up," we all do things we don't enjoy for love, but when it crosses the line to physical violence and bodily harm, it becomes something that you can bitch about. She puts up with my geeky shit all the time without complaint, and I wouldn't have had a single complaint about spending my night at a country concert, but I went home cold, wet, smelling of beer, and in a lot of pain. I earned the right to bitch a little bit.
By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola
The tape
By floff - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Lil Tooth
By randomusername99 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn
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By SeriouslyEvery - 11/08/2016 16:12 - United States - Truxton
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OP here. I assure you I follow directions very well. I asked and he told me AM, so I got ready until my brother, who also just started there, assured me it was PM
Mystery
By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia
By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth
Keywords
Hey guys. Sadly, the only things that stayed with me were a snippet of dialogue, entirely out of context. Like most dreams, it was more the idea of writing that was played out for me, the movie scene version. I felt the pride, the mental exertion, but chances are the dream didn't have any real writing in it. Just that word count at the top and the line "Those eyes looked in on me and all I was. They saw me, and they saw nothing. So now, they will see nothing. Forever." And the resulting crash from discovering it was all a dream is actually worse than the block itself. I'm not giving up, not by a long shot, but I doubt I'll be getting that story back, if it ever existed. But hey, I got an FML out of it!