ghostninja4593
Council Bluffs, United States
Today, my reflexes kicked in when I saw a hot glue gun falling. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cantcloselegs
United States
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
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Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Drill Drilled
Lake Elsinore, United States
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
cookiemonster
Johannesburg, South Africa
Kitchen nightmare
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Remember, OP, just because you saved the glue gun doesn't mean it owes you anything in return. No matter how hot you think is, or how little it was wearing.
Lalala579121 28
I almost did that when I dropped an open pocket knife. Luckily at the last second I thought "wait, what the crap am I doing?"
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Comments (21)
Lalala579121 28
I almost did that when I dropped an open pocket knife. Luckily at the last second I thought "wait, what the crap am I doing?"
acmariner99 25
Need some neosporin for that burn?
TheMathMajor 26
I read that as "nepotism" at first XD
Tripartita 45
Remember, OP, just because you saved the glue gun doesn't mean it owes you anything in return. No matter how hot you think is, or how little it was wearing.
whatahatuis 7
no good deed goes ungluegunned
extrasnipes 22
No bad jokes goes unburied
Kurliez408 32
I did that with my shaving knife. Luckily no stitches were needed!
sunshineandroses 9
My sister "caught" a falling iron and now has a perfect imprint of it scared into her forearm.
GreedyGreedo 10
Today my reflexes kicked in when I saw America falling. Now I'm going to make America great again but I'm hated for it. Fml
FalloutScrolls 25
Well did you catch it?
ezrocks4u 29
I tried to catch a pair of wire strippers once... Didn't feel good when they somehow clamped onto my finger.
fridgeslyr 7
Just the tip?
TeacherTeem 21
This is the best-written FML I have ever come across. I mean, sorry you Johnny Tremained your hand but damn you write well.