Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25
At least she said yes.
TheNoobySpartan 13
She sounds awesome. Good job OP!
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Comments (138)
xivoricbutterfly 25
At least she said yes.
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Actually, she said " Kay ".
Tuffmuffin 10
It never said that.
Jared900DUmpling 30
#6 Not sure if badly trolling or just very stupid....
urdirtyolduncle 15
Zales
JMichael 26
I agree.At least she said yes and haa a sense of humor about things.
RedPillSucks 33
@2 if I were OP, I would choose to believe that "Kay" was short for "Okay". yep...
schhichick 14
K? Like potassium?
Khaleesi_26 30
thats pretty much the same thing as sayin yes
enginsteve 17
maybe it was southpark refetence, mmmkay?
3046200873 6
You gotta admit tho. It was pretty funny
TheNoobySpartan 13
She sounds awesome. Good job OP!
noah_1234 24
#39 haha
TechFire 25
Stop before you get the comments closed... for some reason...
nlow79 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
maybe that's a sign she's too young for you bro.
cinskeep43 15
maybe she just has a sense of humor... though it could have been better timed
mvc3ftw 17
most of the time, "he's a keeper" is meant sarcastically though.
jazzy_123 20
^^^ maybe people say "he's a keeper" sarcastically about you and that's obviously not a good sign
RenoTheRhino 30
Every "yes" begins with Kay?
Melix 31
This is the best comment I have ever read in FML.
ThongWarrior 17
Same meaning?
RenoTheRhino 30
Thank you, Melix, but I respectfully decline that claim.
amisenho 11
Actually, every "yes" begins with "why".
PerditaDessa 38
FML where even if your girl doesn't turn down your proposal you still have a right to complain.
baseballbv 17
Doesn't everyone complain about finding the girl of their dreams and then her accepting the proposal?
Fuhkyoo 17
give it 20 years
WhoopteDo 26
Fair enough things went well we can assume (though we aren't sure) but I'm sure the moment was ruined for him and it probably meant a lot to him. That said it was pretty funny..
WCARlover 35
I think that's adorable! Congrats on the engagement :)
FelixJC 14
I thought that was kinda cute. At least it's a yes! Congrats!
fsomelife 26
I laughed so hard at this I almost had to excuse myself, too...
FireDragonV 6
Sadly that actually sounds like something I would do, I laughed too hard at this
schhichick 14
There's no such thing as laughing too hard!
tiger8255 13
It's possible to die from laughing. That's usually too far, but it depends on the joke.
amisenho 11
I was hoping I'd see someone say this. This totally sounds like something I would do.
Vahex 19
Well look on the bright side you're engaged!