Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
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Top comments
species4872 20
It gives a whole new meaning to finger painting.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Things like this make me so thankful I'll never have children
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Comments (6)
species4872 20
It gives a whole new meaning to finger painting.
galacticstorm 6
That sounds like a...Shitty Situation. *Badumtss* I'm ready to accept your boo's now.
finalyearsofhate 22
Fun, isn't it? I promise it won't be the last time.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Things like this make me so thankful I'll never have children
Lobby_Bee 18
It'll be a funny moment to look back on when he grows up, right before you whoop his ass.
sweetbliss3 37
I really hope your parents didn't make you clean it up. after all, it is their responsibility.