Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Slipped up
Today, I sent my resumé to a former coworker to get some pointers, except that I sent it to his old work email account and now my boss knows I’m looking for a new job. FML
Office life sucks
Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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jcash52426 5
When you say new job do you mean in the company or somewhere else. If it in the company maybe your not doing a great job and there're trying to find you something different so you don't get fired. If outside the company then I let they see what they can get you it might better job. At least there sort of looking out for you
xx000o 27
Return the favor.
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Cali 57
<p>So helpful, right?</p>
jcash52426 5
When you say new job do you mean in the company or somewhere else. If it in the company maybe your not doing a great job and there're trying to find you something different so you don't get fired. If outside the company then I let they see what they can get you it might better job. At least there sort of looking out for you
xx000o 27
Return the favor.
28actress 22
Sorry Dwight, but Jim and Pam are only trying to do what's best for you ?