Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
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azouwa 26
Cortisone cream or benadryl cream... I recommend it. Those that are allergic to tape adhesive are more likely to have a latex allergy. Just an FYI (for your information not **** your life). Good luck.
Lobby_Bee 18
It's just to hold your toe from moving, so just used a thin piece of cloth to wrap it together before using the tape. No more allergic reaction.
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Donut_Wizard 23
I'm sorry sir, but we had to amputate your toes. What do you mean it was the other foot!?
azouwa 26
Cortisone cream or benadryl cream... I recommend it. Those that are allergic to tape adhesive are more likely to have a latex allergy. Just an FYI (for your information not **** your life). Good luck.
Lobby_Bee 18
It's just to hold your toe from moving, so just used a thin piece of cloth to wrap it together before using the tape. No more allergic reaction.
GhostFox 34
Ace bandages is my suggestion- and have adhesive put on your allergy list ASAP. Specify that you mean both adhesive tape AND body glue- if you are allergic to one, you are very likely to be allergic to the other.
PinkLifeMatter 3
This‼️
ARISKomuniszt 24
Goddamn allergies, disturbing your broken toe!
PinkLifeMatter 3
I’m allergic to adhesive as well. I found out after a surgical procedure and they used glue for the epidermis layer. Yea it wasn’t fun. You can use sports wrap to adhere your toes together.