Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
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Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
Youser 0
agreed, they could have killed someone drinking and driving YDI
dakotalesmercy 6
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Go cry in a corner you retard......
ronton 4
Today I decided to endanger the lives of others on the road, when I got pulled over and was mildly inconvenienced. FML
writergirl69 0
dude, one of my best friends was just killed in a car accident. cars are big, heavy, and dangerous. don't be a dumbass because you might end up killing someone, this is serious
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Today, I pulled over my daughter while training a rookie cop. I was trying to teach him how to use the breathalyzer so I used it on my daughter. She tested a .15. I had to take my own daughter to jail. FML
Miss_Represented 0
1 has it right. You're a total a-hole for driving drunk and putting others in danger. F your dads life for having a selfish bastard of a son. It's good he arrested you and threw your stupid arse in the pen!
Aerius_fml 3
Actually, they could have used mouthwash earlier or had one of those Listerine pocket strips. Some drinks don't get you intoxicated, but do have a bit of alcohol in them.
happypenguin7293 0
so y wouldn't he say that. I scored a .15 and was taken to jail. I didn't have anything to drink. fml.
claireful 4
mouthwash will not make you score a .15
elephantcrazy 7
It was a guy?
giraffelovergirl 19
She could have just washed there mouth with mouthwash.
gatorgirl7563 22
I've read the mini-stories from this website of many people who "deserved it", but you are the first person who, with complete sincerity, I can say that I am happy, relieved, and all-around glad that they actually GOT what they deserved.
iMuffinKat 16
OP, why is this am FML? Because the police officer was your dad? Did you just expect your dad to give you a free pass for drunk driving just because you're related? YDI
gregthestrange 3
fucktard
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
makz96 6
Yeah. How's this an fml? "Today, I got caught breaking the law. Fml"
Neenertastic 0
live and learn. hope u learned!
mrfunkyfresh 0
you need to learn from your profile pic
PieReaper 11
Learn proper grammar
DippinGrizzly907 27
As wise a motto "live and learn" is, drunk driving is one of those things you shouldn't have to live to learn how ******* STUPID a choice that is! Alas, if you have to live thru that one to learn your lesson I'm praying to Poseidon you only kill a tree and not an innocent bystander...
chillaxDude 0
Just Owned and well deserved.
89899889 0
i agree with #3 esp. if your dad is an officer. Go to jail
JohnnyViola 0
Don't DUI, you idiot.
stronzo20 0
I don't think anyone has any sympathy for you. Drinking and driving is serious. Sorry dude.
Ender_ 0
Wow way to be almost twice the legal limit. That's just stupid of you to do. Drinking and driving is bad. MmmKay.
mastercrammer 0
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I'm sure the dad would probably let him go if he wasn't training someone. Too bad for you though. Next time, don't drink and drive.