By cmilla - 02/01/2010 09:18 - United States
The Top
Pirate move
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Psycho
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Have a nice trip!
By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan
Third wheel
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By Aggressive - 09/07/2013 08:54 - Ireland - Dublin
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Hello everyone. She's doing very well now! The doctors at the hospital told us it was only a minor stroke luckily. We were extremely lucky to have a doctor at the house indeed. And sorry to hear about your loss #70.:(
Not coming out
By HidenSeek - 08/05/2009 01:39 - United States
By level6 - 23/10/2010 22:11 - United States
But I didn't! I wasn't!
By I didn't though - 10/09/2015 04:07 - United States
By LPS8585 - 01/09/2015 02:59 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here, firstly, there's a lot more to the story than I could fit in 300 characters. The dog that are the blanket is actually my well behaved one. She hardly ever eats anything. She didn't eat the whole blanket. Just chunks of it. She was in her kennel at the time because it's been raining and she's chosen to play in the mud. I'm renting a house with white carpet and I've also had to wash my sheets multiple times in one day due to the mud. So as soon as she comes inside, she goes in her kennel (if she's muddy. If she's not both dogs chill with me). She actually did stop chewing the blanket and started chewing her chew toy. She is a puppy. 7-8 months old, but she's not the hellraiser, the other one is. She was able to poop half of it out on her own, but she was running around with blanket coming out of her ass, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. It was also 11 at night and the area I'm in doesn't have a 24 hour vets office. At this point, I think she's about to start going into her first heat cycle and this can cause dogs to have abnormal behavior. This was a first time thing and it won't be happening again. The reason there's a blanket in the kennels, is because I like my dogs to be comfortable.
By washcaps - 04/08/2016 02:11 - United States - Bristow
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Hey everyone, OP here. (: First off, I would like to thank you guys for your nice comments, they made things better! And since I didn't have much room to explain, the group chat was consisted of the girls in the coed league we all played together in the winter, thus creating the chat. We all attend the same school and are all upcoming sophomores that tried out for JV. The competition was very hard. In the end the coach toke 6 sophomores, (all that played in same coed team) and 8 juniors. There were 9 of us in that didn't make it, also all 9 were in the chat. After I realized I was removed I was a little saddened and didn't quite understand why because it wasn't anything too much. A friend of mine that also didn't make it informed me that after I had been removed, she congratulated them too, and she had also been removed. So basically it's came into realization they aren't worth it and I'm more likely to try another sport but if I can't decide on one I might just practice more. Sorry it's long, and thank you if you read!
Didn't see ya there!
By jazojigga - 02/03/2009 01:09 - United States
The higher power provides
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Beep beep
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Get on with it
By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France
Thanks dad…
By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 16:10 - United Kingdom - Godalming
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Lol he wasn't joking, but he wasn't trying to insult me either, in his mind that comment was trying to insult the guy hitting on me, strangely my hubby adores me and is a great guy, it's just funny the way it came out.