Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
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Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my best friend. I told her to “be home by 7 for a little surprise.” She got home at 6:55… with her new boyfriend. Surprise: he hadn’t been invited. Awkward family introductions followed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
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Top comments
666midnight 0
Lol shoulda told him not to open it till he was alone then...YDI
wowfmlife 0
awwwwkwarrddd
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Comments (48)
wowfmlife 0
awwwwkwarrddd
lilian96 0
hell ye that would be VERY awkward .
craZlife 0
hahahahaha what did they say? that sucks though
666midnight 0
Lol shoulda told him not to open it till he was alone then...YDI
LaLince 40
easy & correct
Pittfan557 0
That is so wrong what happened next??? i would have loved to see the look on your, your boyfriends, and his parents faces......priceless
lilian96 0
haha YDI
b182link 0
why wouldn't they invite his parents?
popcorn_chicken 0
of course his parents would come...its his birthday. well that sucks what did they say?
sugarspyce 0
hahahahahah atleast there wasn't a whip in there.
Orlinda 2
even if the parents was not invited, why would you even do it with his friends????
youknowit2 0
I agree with #3.... this could have been a easy situation to deal with. You stash the present aside once you know his parents are there then open it later. I assume you could remember what paper you wrapped it in and pull it aside, no? Crisis easily averted.