Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, it was my first day at my first job, I got up early, got ready, waited an hour for HR to call. I called them instead and they didn't answer, so I wrote an email to the partners. It turns out I got the first day date wrong. Some first impression. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied, "I'm Kate thanks." FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your best option is to tell them that you killed the other Cassie. The job is open again, and you're already there so...
BWill9014 4
Pee in their coffee before you leave
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Comments (48)
zinoxity 23
That sucks, try again.
natas_fml 13
he doesn't know. he was in such a hurry to be first that he typed the first thing that came to mind. pft.
zinoxity 23
You people need to use your logic. What I meant was that OP should try applying for different jobs until she gets one.
FMLforALL 0
Make sure you get paid at least for the whole day. By law they have to.
Miomo 3
but hey, look on the good side, you still get paid for another week
monkeywrench1 10
Well, you were there first! LOL!
zinoxity 23
You're not first. I am.
phatdaddy62 23
lame
phatdaddy62 23
whoa. the post I called lame disappeared.
ScaughtieHolden 11
No it didn't.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Utterly heartbreaking!
tehslack 5
How utterly upsetting.
BWill9014 4
Pee in their coffee before you leave
yummylicious 5
lmao Ur hilarious
sweet_candy_ 17
That's not fair. keep trying op someone will notice your hard work.
ImaginaryFoe 1
What hard work? She is still unemployed.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
haha true
newjerseyguy 0
wow thats very shitty, he should atleast pay you something for making that stupid of a mistake.
DocBastard 40
Your best option is to tell them that you killed the other Cassie. The job is open again, and you're already there so...
perdix 31
And add to that that you ate the other Cassie, so they get double the Cassie-ness for the price of one;)
Zebidee 9
Tell them that you're wearing the 'old Cassie's' skin as a suit and therefore you and she are now one. Seriously, look on the bright side - at least you don't have to work for a company that's fundamentally incompetent.
Trace01m 11
Wow, that actually really sucks.. I'm genuinely sorry for you.
TenderWhispers 0
stand out more for employers and stop sucking
Lac2501 2
your profile pic is AWESOME!!
TenderWhispers 0
haha, I laugh everytime I look at it too. Pogs were legit
FMLforALL 0
My son was pretty good at pogs. He was 2 years old in 1994.
itsmisskay 2
Wow that does suck! But honestly HOW MANY OF THESE ARE GONNA BE POSTED ON HERE?!?! This is about the fourth time I've seen this with a different name every time!
rockr_chick 5
post an fml about it.