fuckedalready
United States
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
OCD or just a dingus?
Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML
Anonymous
Mulgrave, Australia
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Anonymous
Knackered
Today, I realized I'm so tired of cleaning houses all day to come home to a dirty house that I don't have the energy to clean. I need to hire my own cleaning lady. FML
Anonymous
People are jerks
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
somnolence
Beaverton, United States
Nice, thanks!
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
leahkasscar
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Taylor Page
Gainesville, United States
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
skrewedguy
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
NeedToBeMessier
Hardwick, United States
Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML
Top comments
hospitalboyhaha 0
what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around
ReallyMike 0
#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.
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jaewizzle 0
thats pretty LMFAO
sky01 0
legendary
jessalyn 0
This has happened to me before :(
hospitalboyhaha 0
what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around
Lct1196 31
If there is too much shit on the floor, such as toys or clothes, they will not clean it, which is fair. They are to vacuum and mop, not to be your servant.
ExclamationKate 0
Wow, must be nice not getting reamed by the economy.
lifesuckseggs 0
Hahaha i agree with some of those up there you should leave her a note saying: "I pay you money, You do the job. Otherwise, I fire you."
gqduck 0
Aw that's so sweet. Next time you see her you should give her something. Like a pink slip.
MarrymeNickJonas 0
that sucks, you were probly hoping to see a nice clean room. leave her a note saying "do your damnn job woman!"
Curiouser 0
To be fair to the cleaning lady: she probably has a policy about not touching/moving your things. Like, the cleaning lady in a hotel once refused to clean my cousin's room because there was no way she could do it without moving her and freinds' stuff.
katie_6098 0
we have cleaning staff at school who will not clean out the bathrooms if they look too dirty. they will also report the hall to the RD and then take away trash cans and stop refilling the tp
thequeenshe 0
Isn't that her JOB?