Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
disturbedgd
Durban, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Hott
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
FrogMyLife
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Poor old Kermit
Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
urgg
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Shakabrah 0
what the duck
insanestab 0
haha rubber ducky IS the one
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Shakabrah 0
what the duck
JuliaM1000 10
Woah, I wish that was my dream :(
Y_U_19029 0
Did the duck sound like the Aflack duck?
jakii_ 0
That's pretty damn kinky
shaneac 0
Rubber ducky, you're the one You make bathtime lots of fun
zerobahamut03 2
Mighty be time to find a girlfriend or ********** op. Problem solved!
CitrusGirl 0
18, I was totally just thinking that!
Specterk50 0
I thought I was the only one...
steelersjackson 0
that duck must have been beautiful!!!
MAGNAVOX 0
Was the duck the one with the penis?
ChrisSG 0
well, I don't give a duck.. xD
TurtleHabitat 0
My turtle is ashamed..
AbsoluteTurtle 0
better than a wet dream with sexual relations with water.
warpig182 0
Don't worry OP I had a wet dream about masturebating once. Don't feel too bad.
sourgirl101 29
I beg to differ. Adjustable shower head.
aaaahh 0
there is no duck
LoganBballin16 0
op is a major ducking fail!!
benny2465 0
rubber ducky,your the one, you make wetdreams so ****** up
TomPusslicker 21
at least it wasnt a real duck...thatd have just been weird lol
stuffhappens223 7
Win. :P
stuffhappens223 7
Win.
insanestab 0
haha rubber ducky IS the one
waynej7 0
that was awesome...
PLAYSTATION33333 0
that makes "nap time" so much fun
lemonlife 0
at least you have friends
atalia831 0
rubber ducky you're the one who makes wet dreams so fun. ;)
CornDogFlakes 2
WIN
Completely 0
LOL. I'm curious do you take baths with rubber ducks?
code2264 0
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you op
bryan4595 0
whatever pushes ur buttons
peakcheer 2
of course he does! doesn't everyone?...
Sportsfan86 3
you're retarded
Xavi89 0
well atleast it wasn't Amy whinehouse!
jakii_ 0
WIN
LabRats_fml 4
Did you use protection?
Sportsfan86 3
14, win.
Wizardroxx 3
14 - My birthday is one day before you xD So that makes us ALMOST twins, haha.
Freeze_fml 17
No it doesn't.
Charlotteeexx 0
you're rather rude.
LabRats_fml 4
haha nice on 14
iwenttherebuddy 0
14 what of its a female rubber duck ? Do we really want to make a new breed of rubber duck people ?!?
HardcoreHelena 0
a duck, really?
Bad_Boy1321 0
your cute
hunterman 0
oh dam id tap that ass
Phustercluck 11
You mean the 14 year old....stop being creepers.
ERich331 3
I'm 15 so it wouldn't be creepy :)
HahaHokayThen 10
I never knew so many rapists lurked the depths of FML.
DocBastard 40
If you are young enough for her, then you have no idea how to "tap that" anyway. Stick with your right hand. Damned kids.
ifyouseekamy666 0
56 they see a lil hoe and they all come running.. poor #7.. xP
browncity23 0
#'s 35 & 43 pedophiles much? I on the other hand am young enough to indeed " tap dat"
chamyh 0
haha win.
paint_baller100 0
laFayette is in ny right?
sutherland416 0
ur really cute
SereniLove 0
woohoo LOL Lg Hunta!!
smokey1988 0
hey there :)
drrumbe02 3
i want u
ERICA833 0
whoo go 14-15 year olds!!!!!
Fresno_boi 0
HEY..? ;)
extremenoodles 0
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
shaneac 0
lol, quote from Harry Potter? But, what IS the purpose of a rubber duck?
acrchurch 0
win
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
To make bathtime more fun. xD
Phustercluck 11
My bathtimes were dismal, all I got was soap.
sourgirl101 29
I'm sure you still found something to play with while you were in that tub.
Amgnowai 0
Hah.
hollylollyxoxo 0
some of them vibrate....
heyyitsemilia 11
omg. I'm watching Harry Potter right now and that part came on when I read your comment lol.
I_hate_it_all 5
hahahah too ******* epic
omgpotato 5
agreed
Annihilator 0
Maybe it's time to get a girlfriend. Open the door closet and get out. Then find a girl a have sex with her. If you peed then go back to having sex with rubber ducks.
iseyixes 18
This comment didn't make much sense. Unless it was a dream....