Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Top comments
aedeckert 0
his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life
alex1432 9
well is it?
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Comments (162)
48Connor 10
Ahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha that histaricle
mama2b3 20
ydi for not being open to it :p
Shmeaty 0
why you cockblocking?
lynsieloowho 0
lol!!
the_sodomizer 0
up the dumper
kaijapapaya 0
If a couple has tried anal and it hurts the girl, she shouldn't have to keep letting the guy do it. He should respect her enough to not want to cause her pain.
Rota 0
If it hurts, you're doing it wrong.
PsychoMerk 0
win!
DoomedGemini 38
Truthfully I don't think they should even have to try it. If your partner doesn't want to try something they shouldn't have to. People like different things and it's selfish to expect your partner to do anything you would like to. Either way it is kind of creepy and unsettling he would talk to his mother about it...
skyeyez9 25
Why do guys think its hot to stick their dick into a girl's large intestines?!
Rota 0
Well let's look at the pros here: it's tighter it's warmer don't need a condom it's more degrading to the woman Honestly I don't see what ISN'T hot about it.
ComMed 0
I agree with #77 hit it right on the ass I mean nose
scj 0
Only circumcised guys like anal because thier foreskin is gone and they feel nothing unless it's pinhole tight. And keep in mind that you might be pumping poop. it's not like the movies. ;)
marc33 0
seems u need anal douche....! it cleans up ur hole..! lol
smacky101 0
that's not an fml...I don't know what the **** that is...
comedychick 1
ha wow AWKWARD tell the lady how it is bur still.. ak-ward
JayyAmazingg 0
Lmao xD Thats Akwardd.