Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Top comments
aedeckert 0
his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life
alex1432 9
well is it?
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Comments (162)
jamila123 5
OMFG these comments rock because ppl are talking about. RWJ!! hahaha! love =3!
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Red alert! First, he's talking to his *mother* about his sex life. And second, the mother's interest in her son's sex life hints(just a *little*) at more than mere concern regarding safety practices. Parents really should only have a vested interest insofar as their children practicing safe sex... not the details of their sexual preferences. That's a fantastically new skillet of weird shit you're getting into with his mother... for sure. Abandon that ship now, while you still can. FYL.
millvillegirl218 0
who the hell is ray william Johnson?? and this fml killed me. lmfao
xxfersurebabexx 14
Ray William Johnson is ****** amazing XD
so_unfortunate 0
haha i love RWJ:D:D:D
gunta 0
Wow lol
TysonBrown 0
surprise butt secks ! :D
jabee8 0
lmao im sorry... sounds so embarassing !! :S
scotchnacid 4
That's hilarious
BullletProof 5
It should be a no, and both him and his mom should respect that. anal is gross and painful for the girl, ad should be kept between gay couples. in my opinion. If the girl likes it, well ok whatever, but he should respect that you don't want it and NOT talk to his mom about it